Love: Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2022 04:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML

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By lookwhereyasittin - 24/01/2016 17:47 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, it was the first day in my life that I fell into a toilet because someone left the toilet seat up. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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WCARlover 34

Wednesday 8 April 2015 0:32

I love how you say "fml" like you had no choice in the matter

Steffi3 40

Wednesday 8 April 2015 0:30

Classy.

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creepyness 3

Wednesday 8 April 2015 4:55

If the porta potty's a rockin, don't come a knockin! -Will Ferrill

Pat5519 14

Wednesday 8 April 2015 4:55

That will be an awesome story to tell once you get older!

joe1105 11

Wednesday 8 April 2015 4:56

Love how it gets straight to the point

KooKooKakhu 1

Wednesday 8 April 2015 4:58

i cant really say if ur life sucks or if u deserved cause idk one thing: Was it rape?

wellthenpeople 5

Wednesday 8 April 2015 5:01

You have joined a club with sam petrovitch

zMEEHANz 13

Wednesday 8 April 2015 5:07

Well that's just shitty

stxn3d 10

Wednesday 8 April 2015 5:09

I wonder what your gonna tell your kids.... Real classy OP

NickEd 11

Wednesday 8 April 2015 5:10

I guess you could say it was pretty shitty...

JKPwnage 27

Wednesday 8 April 2015 5:16

Doesn't matter, had sex

gennyb 9

Wednesday 8 April 2015 5:24

*Raven's voice* "Ya nasty."

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