Sprinkler system

By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 244
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ojoRojo 27

Maybe try a toilet seat cover next time? Or a layer of toilet paper if covers aren’t available

rotflqtms_ 21

Was kinda hoping you peed on your pants. A little wipe and a toilet seat cover or tissues would have done the job. Now that bathroom really IS unsanitary... thanks to you...

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ojoRojo 27

Maybe try a toilet seat cover next time? Or a layer of toilet paper if covers aren’t available

rotflqtms_ 21

Was kinda hoping you peed on your pants. A little wipe and a toilet seat cover or tissues would have done the job. Now that bathroom really IS unsanitary... thanks to you...

Lift the toilet seat if you have to do that. Also, a word to all automatic toilet builders out there; we don't like when the damn toilet sprays dirty water all over the toilet seat when it flushes. I am sick and tired of having to clean the toilet seat before I pee. Fix it.

ImPickleRick247 7

How does one not check first after squatting over a toilet to see if they are “on the mark” lol…I’m not a female but I’m just guessing on the logistics of how this all went down lol

YOU are the one's making it unsanitary! STOP IT!

The toilet seats are only unsanitary because of hover pissers like YOU. Stop creating the problem.

bobsanction 18

People like you are why public bathrooms are nasty.

Hope your nasty ass cleaned it up. Gross.