By missed - 25/6/2021 14:01 - United States

Sprinkler system

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
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By  rotflqtms_  |  19

Was kinda hoping you peed on your pants. A little wipe and a toilet seat cover or tissues would have done the job. Now that bathroom really IS unsanitary... thanks to you...

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By  rotflqtms_  |  19

Was kinda hoping you peed on your pants. A little wipe and a toilet seat cover or tissues would have done the job. Now that bathroom really IS unsanitary... thanks to you...

By  Yudith  |  20

Lift the toilet seat if you have to do that. Also, a word to all automatic toilet builders out there; we don't like when the damn toilet sprays dirty water all over the toilet seat when it flushes. I am sick and tired of having to clean the toilet seat before I pee. Fix it.

By  ImPickleRick247  |  5

How does one not check first after squatting over a toilet to see if they are “on the mark” lol…I’m not a female but I’m just guessing on the logistics of how this all went down lol