Can't hold it in anymore

By Anonymous - 28/05/2022 04:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML
I agree, your life sucks 752
You deserved it 181

Same thing different taste

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do you live near any buildings? whenever my parents hog both bathrooms (or when they camp out in close earshot of both of them which is often) and i have to go 1 or 2 (i’m unlucky enough to have a shy bladder AND bowel) i go to the pizza place outside my neighborhood to use the bathroom. to which my mom gets very very angry, but i mean what else am i supposed to do? pee/shit outside???

LOL 😂 next time grab a garbage can and go squat over it in your bedroom as someone who only has one bathroom in a household of three and two of us have a digestive disorder I understand and feel your pain lmao

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LOL 😂 next time grab a garbage can and go squat over it in your bedroom as someone who only has one bathroom in a household of three and two of us have a digestive disorder I understand and feel your pain lmao

tiptoppc 19

Or use the cat box and claim they got into something that didn’t agree with them. Just don’t do what my (now ex) friend did. He killed two birds with one stone. Got relief, and diarhead all over his lower neighbor’s balcony and new chair set and gas BBQ. Idiot tried to blame neighbor above. It’s been empty for years!

do you live near any buildings? whenever my parents hog both bathrooms (or when they camp out in close earshot of both of them which is often) and i have to go 1 or 2 (i’m unlucky enough to have a shy bladder AND bowel) i go to the pizza place outside my neighborhood to use the bathroom. to which my mom gets very very angry, but i mean what else am i supposed to do? pee/shit outside???