Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML
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Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML
Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML
Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML
Today, I went off-roading with a group of people. I'd been to wearing a $250 hat while my brother was driving at least 60mph in the dirt, it flew off my head. When I returned to go retrieve it, someone had taken it. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML
Today, I went for a jog to enjoy the fall weather. I tripped over a tree root and fell face-first into a pile of leaves. As I tried to get up, a bunch of kids had gathered to laugh, and one even shouted something about, “A grown-ass man playing in the leaves!” FML
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fearthereaper79 0
Find the kid and beat the shit out of him stop being a little bitch
perdix 31
Well, stupid is as stupid does. When you catch it, treat yourself to a box of chocolates and a Dr. Pepper.
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Comments (128)
princess_patches 2
what jerks
structuredchaoz 4
You shoulda ran after them instead. Ur bad.
jeh101 4
tetes de merde est droit!
no_dumbass 0
WTF? I mean... This doesn't mean nothing!
superjus666 1
WTF? That's the worst translation I've ever seen ...
jeh101 4
it means "shit heads is right!" as in agreeing with the other peoples comments about them being shit heads :)
skyeyez9 25
6: Snowboards can be super expensive. I have a Burton board, burton bindings. it is one of the mid range boards, but some can cost $1500, not including $150-$250 for bindings and $200 or more for the boots.
daughterofabitch 4
I know right! I would be pissed if someone kicked my board down a hill
bootsandemmit 6
I can't stand when people take off both of their binding while boarding I mean something like this could happen or they could take something else out with their board.... Besides snowboards are expensive!!!
mea_iloveskiing 26
Stupid is as stupid does.
no_dumbass 0
Well OP, FYL because those stupid kids must have really got on your nerves, but YDI because even if I'm sure you must have been behaving safely, when on the hill, you should always have the ankle attached to your board, safety first. If it weren't for the kids, it could have been something else, and this is really dangerous... Hopefully, no one was down the hill!
qbkilla55 0
Dumb ass just buy another pair don't go searchin
_NURDYNESS_ 0
what if she just got there an it was her first run??? didn't think that one threw huh?
smashgrab 0
I generally try not to be a nazi, but the word you were looking for is "through"....
JustinThunder 8
How'd they know your name?
Mitch_Connor 11
You should have slid downhill to get it instead. Might as well make lemonade out of lemons, eh?
chevyjank1219 2
U should have had ur clip on so it didnt get away from u! that is what they are for!