Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML
Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML
Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. Aside from falling every 2 minutes, I was apparently showing the entire mountain (including my dad) my thong every time I fell and got back up. My boyfriend saw everything and didn't let me know until we finished the 20-minute run we were on. FML
Today, I went off-roading with a group of people. I'd been to wearing a $250 hat while my brother was driving at least 60mph in the dirt, it flew off my head. When I returned to go retrieve it, someone had taken it. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML
Today, I went for a jog to enjoy the fall weather. I tripped over a tree root and fell face-first into a pile of leaves. As I tried to get up, a bunch of kids had gathered to laugh, and one even shouted something about, “A grown-ass man playing in the leaves!” FML
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fearthereaper79 0
Find the kid and beat the shit out of him stop being a little bitch
perdix 31
Well, stupid is as stupid does. When you catch it, treat yourself to a box of chocolates and a Dr. Pepper.
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Comments (128)
skyeyez9 25
I've never seen anybody leave their board and walk off on the mountain. We either: unbuckle the rear foot and shuffle or unclip both feet, pick the board up and carry it. I'm too suspicious of people in general to leave a snowboard unattended.
hay915 0
they learn so fast I'm so proud ydi for sure
dwkiely 0
get on your game man should have nutted him first
rawrimapenguin 0
wrong fml?
saleha97 4
Lmfao!!
milky953 0
your black..
wisericky 12
nice one dirtblond :D
massagenist 0
u gotta daddy named Forrest ?
fromthesuck 8
I hope you then had fun at their expanse when you made the snow turn red with their blood
Cosbyboy1 0
Dude! I don't know if this the right person, but that was me! I yelled that! I don't remember kicking boards, since i was on the lift, but i yelled that at somebody going to go get their glove! That's awesome!
jeh101 4
what mountain? the fml people changed the story to say that kids kicked the snowboard...
slayer447 17
You should have waited for them at the bottom of tbe hill and beat them with your board after they came down.