By Username - 17/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML
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juliaaalove 8

Ya.. I don't think things will work out for the two of you..

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KristinaKreme 0

At least he understands?

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juliaaalove 8

Ya.. I don't think things will work out for the two of you..

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Iamnotmyself 17

-1 they're both alcoholics! Ya gotta start somewhere.

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MrBoredGuy 1

Maybe they can start a fight club

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CryMoreFMLs 14

That movie was so ****** up.... Just like my mind, so I enjoyed it. (talking about Fight Club FYI....)

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sweet_candy_ 17

Rule # 1 you do not talk about Fight Club.

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HowAreYouToday 34

Rule #2 of fight club, listen to rule #1 of fight club

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Oh god, I'm gonna loose my balls now....

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ShawnzieNstuff 6

29- please quote the movie correctly or do not quote it at all.

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imustbeinsane 2

op shouldnt worry then, she's got bigger problems. (alter ego)

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dre_bro11 12

1, and if it does, they probably won't remember any of it anyway.

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drawmesunshine 17

Two drunks are better than one.

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smartash20 0

did he drunk text back?

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KristinaKreme 0

At least he understands?

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banana1227 0

What are you doing to your eye in your profile picture?

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KristinaKreme 0

Haha, I was pulling away my annoying hair.

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morganrules123 10

You just lost your sponsor

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RedPillSucks 31

That's why I joined AAA.

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xxxthebutcherxxx 2

AA is for quitters. But I'm in AA. I quit drinking, and now I found new ways to do things better.

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arcticdoctorwho 0

I see that the meetings really helped you.

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schaflava 0

I would just keep drinking until I passed out.

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PrincessPesa 20

Going to meetings won't keep you sober.

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phatdaddy62 23

Ummm, how many ways can you spell stupid?

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KristinaKreme 0

phatdaddy62 Thats another way :)

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CryMoreFMLs 14

That's so mean 12... Really, he's atleast 20 years your senior, show respect...

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mrahhhhh 21

Just because someone's old doesn't mean we can't make fun of them. To not make fun of someone's mistakes just because of their age is discrimination. Imagine a world where we couldn't laugh at the guy in my profile pic...

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Gnarlltrugg 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA old people on the internet. what a joke.

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RedPillSucks 31

erm.... old people created the internet. How funny is that?

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ImmaB3AST 7

He is not old! His birthdate clearly says -87!

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Ambient_One 15

Two drunks dating...well...think of all the wild parties?

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mgsoloist 14

And fun sex if he keeps it up.

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MagicallyFat 12

Or they just end up blacking out constantly :o

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Ldesu 0

Way to get judged nine ways to Sunday.

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armorf0r 7

At least you didn't drunk text while AT an Alcoholics anonymous meeting..

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