By Username - 17/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 674
You deserved it 41 767

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juliaaalove 8

Ya.. I don't think things will work out for the two of you..

KristinaKreme 0

At least he understands?

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juliaaalove 8

Ya.. I don't think things will work out for the two of you..

-1 they're both alcoholics! Ya gotta start somewhere.

MrBoredGuy 1

Maybe they can start a fight club

That movie was so fucked up.... Just like my mind, so I enjoyed it. (talking about Fight Club FYI....)

Rule # 1 you do not talk about Fight Club.

HowAreYouToday 34

Rule #2 of fight club, listen to rule #1 of fight club

Oh god, I'm gonna loose my balls now....

29- please quote the movie correctly or do not quote it at all.

op shouldnt worry then, she's got bigger problems. (alter ego)

1, and if it does, they probably won't remember any of it anyway.

Put the alchohol down.

drawmesunshine 17

Two drunks are better than one.

smartash20 0

did he drunk text back?

KristinaKreme 0

At least he understands?

Oh what alcohol can do.

banana1227 0

What are you doing to your eye in your profile picture?

KristinaKreme 0

Haha, I was pulling away my annoying hair.

morganrules123 10

You just lost your sponsor

agaba 0

AA is for quitters

RedPillSucks 31

That's why I joined AAA.

xxxthebutcherxxx 2

AA is for quitters. But I'm in AA. I quit drinking, and now I found new ways to do things better.

arcticdoctorwho 0

I see that the meetings really helped you.

schaflava 0

I would just keep drinking until I passed out.

haha, that's funny.

Going to meetings won't keep you sober.

Ummm, how many ways can you spell stupid?

juliaaalove 8

One:)

KristinaKreme 0

phatdaddy62 Thats another way :)

That's so mean 12... Really, he's atleast 20 years your senior, show respect...

Just because someone's old doesn't mean we can't make fun of them. To not make fun of someone's mistakes just because of their age is discrimination. Imagine a world where we couldn't laugh at the guy in my profile pic...

HAHAHAHAHAHA old people on the internet. what a joke.

RedPillSucks 31

erm.... old people created the internet. How funny is that?

I don't think she can...

ImmaB3AST 7

He is not old! His birthdate clearly says -87!

Drunken bastards

nollid7 5

There goes the OP's booty call lol.

Two drunks dating...well...think of all the wild parties?

mgsoloist 14

And fun sex if he keeps it up.

Or they just end up blacking out constantly :o

milou_fml 6

You're a keeper

Way to get judged nine ways to Sunday.

armorf0r 7

At least you didn't drunk text while AT an Alcoholics anonymous meeting..