By bad luck skier - United States - Albany
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
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  skyeyez9  |  24

French fry and pizza are terms they teach little kids when they start to ski.
French fry: keeping your skis straight/parallel.
Pizza: skis outward like a pizza wedge to slow down.

  skyeyez9  |  24

That is what I meant when I said "skis outward" like a pizza wedge. I should have been more specific which ski ends point out and which inwards. I know which way they point and had the image in my mind. Temporarily forgot not everybody on here is familiar with ski terms.

  KittyLahv  |  27

#61, Don't feel bad. I'm pretty sure snowboarding is more difficult than skiing, which is probably why you don't see many little kids rockin' a board.

  skyeyez9  |  24

I have done both: my experience and friends all agree that skiing is a little easier to learn but takes longer to get good at (for us at least)

Snowboarding takes a bit longer to learn.
you can get more speed skiing if that is what you like.
Cons: skis, ski boots, bindings and poles are alot more expensive
vs snowboard gear.
Snowboards: if you dont have enough speed built up when going over a relatively flat area before you reach the slope, your momentum stops, then You gotta unbuckle and carry your board to the slope...this is usually a beginners problem.

By  sanecatlady  |  13

Kids are such evil brats. I hope someone hurts her really bad on purpose and there will be no one to help her then. Maybe even be killed. One less brat to worry about on an already overpopulated planet. And here come the thumb-downs...

  arandomusernameaa  |  20

For 10 Minutes... that's 1 run. That is not fun :D