Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML
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franticravyn
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They say all teenagers scare the livin' shit outta me... They could care less as long as someone'll bleed.
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facilitator
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So darken your clothes, and strike a violent pose. Maybe they'll leave you alone,
BUT NOT ME
BUT NOT ME
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phoenixslayer69
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Best part about having a emo lawn is it cuts itself....
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LiveLaughFML
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at least you weren't run over by a wheelchair =)
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Pabs24
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This story is. Fascinating.
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dre_bro11
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Phoenixslayer69, lock yourself in a round room and sit in the corner.
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zombicidal
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I used to listen to That song all the time I've always liked Hawthorne Heights more than MCR though
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monkeys1315
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That song is great. There lead singer is really hot in the video too.
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LaydiexSkull
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I used to hate MCR but loved HH I love both now though ^-^
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zendaddy0
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woo we hit someone BONUS POINTS
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RedSharpieInk
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Smart kids :D
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kayayye
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this comment deserves endless likes
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IAmNotAnAnimal
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Should have jumped on the snowboard.
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markrs
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YDI for trying to ruin their fun you little fucker. Jk ;p
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
It's not cool to post something mean, then say "jk". It is quite rude... Don't do it anymore
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agaba
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Omg that was you op oh well sorry we were having to much fun
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StrangerDangerr
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I have a feeling you wreathe only one trying to stop them.
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StrangerDangerr
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Were the. I fixed my mistake.
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underguarded
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This sounds like a job for Chuck Norris.
It's ass kicking time.
It's ass kicking time.
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RavagedSouI
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Bruce Lee owned Chuck in the movies =/
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siege10
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They trained together and on top of that it was a movie...
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RavagedSouI
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I know but hell, I find Chuck Norris jokes being used too often
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picupbart
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Landing it in the first shot is called hole in one. then it's an eagle, birdie, par, bogey... but landing it BEFORE you hit it... that's a Chuck Norris!
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NabbdjuretPerry
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That is like triple bogey.
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salvorican
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That's why you shouldn't stand RIGHT in front of fast moving objects.. Especially since I'm pretty sure that golf cart was more dangerous than you
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siickman
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i wanna try tht so bad!!
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prinzess_fml
| 25
But what was the snowboard doing on that golf course?
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CryMoreFMLs
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Whoever rides the snowboard for 15 seconds gets 50 points.
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Enigmax2514
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It seems * put on sunglasses * you got punked... YEAHHHHH!!!...
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Enigmax2514
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It wasn't supposed to be, and thank you *puts on sunglasses* captain duh. YEAHHHHHH!!!!
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wild_n_out
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if it wasn't suppose to be funny, why'd you post it?
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iRiS890
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The real question should be: Who the hell says captain duh? Sorry guys, I left my sunglasses at home.
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Enigmax2514
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Wait, people are only supposed to post phrases like that when it's funny? Wow I didn't know that can you guys show me where does any rule book that says that? Oh I'm sorry I guess it's just a mainstream people thing. Oh ok my bad, here thumb this down all you guys want then
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iRiS890
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Just stop. You're making it painfully OBVIOUS that you're a tard baby. Now, please explain to me why you would use duh instead of OBVIOUS. It's really bugging me.
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Enigmax2514
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Duh, obvious, aren't those two the same meaning? Now I even have to explain my own words to you? Tard baby? You sure don't know how to respect the differences of others so stfu and go back to your self-centered life Douche
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iRiS890
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THE PHRASE IS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!! That's like calling Captain Planet, Captain Earth. It doesn't matter if they're the same/similar. Respect the phrase! Tard baby is a term of endearment, don't take it to heart.
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Mipz
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9, those phrases actually DO need to be funny. Otherwise they just piss people off. Get a life.
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xxxNataliexxx
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You should of jumped on the snowboard
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nonelikeworms
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.....says IAmScrubs
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12dcevin
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Someone got a case of the Mondays
It's ass kicking time.