By Branman2480 - 19/09/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML
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franticravyn 7

They say all teenagers scare the livin' shit outta me... They could care less as long as someone'll bleed.

This sounds like a job for Chuck Norris. It's ass kicking time.


franticravyn 7

They say all teenagers scare the livin' shit outta me... They could care less as long as someone'll bleed.

So darken your clothes, and strike a violent pose. Maybe they'll leave you alone, BUT NOT ME

phoenixslayer69 4

Best part about having a emo lawn is it cuts itself....

LiveLaughFML 10

at least you weren't run over by a wheelchair =)

Pabs24 0

This story is. Fascinating.

Phoenixslayer69, lock yourself in a round room and sit in the corner.

I used to listen to That song all the time I've always liked Hawthorne Heights more than MCR though

monkeys1315 0

That song is great. There lead singer is really hot in the video too.

LaydiexSkull 3

I used to hate MCR but loved HH I love both now though ^-^

zendaddy0 0

woo we hit someone BONUS POINTS

RedSharpieInk 5

Smart kids :D

this comment deserves endless likes

IAmNotAnAnimal 9

Should have jumped on the snowboard.

markrs 0

YDI for trying to ruin their fun you little fucker. Jk ;p

HowAreYouToday 34

It's not cool to post something mean, then say "jk". It is quite rude... Don't do it anymore

agaba 0

Omg that was you op oh well sorry we were having to much fun

I have a feeling you wreathe only one trying to stop them.

Were the. I fixed my mistake.

This sounds like a job for Chuck Norris. It's ass kicking time.

Bruce Lee owned Chuck in the movies =/

They trained together and on top of that it was a movie...

I know but hell, I find Chuck Norris jokes being used too often

Landing it in the first shot is called hole in one. then it's an eagle, birdie, par, bogey... but landing it BEFORE you hit it... that's a Chuck Norris!

That is like triple bogey.

salvorican 24

That's why you shouldn't stand RIGHT in front of fast moving objects.. Especially since I'm pretty sure that golf cart was more dangerous than you

siickman 7

i wanna try tht so bad!!

But what was the snowboard doing on that golf course?

Whoever rides the snowboard for 15 seconds gets 50 points.

It seems * put on sunglasses * you got punked... YEAHHHHH!!!...

It wasn't supposed to be, and thank you *puts on sunglasses* captain duh. YEAHHHHHH!!!!

wild_n_out 8

if it wasn't suppose to be funny, why'd you post it?

The real question should be: Who the hell says captain duh? Sorry guys, I left my sunglasses at home.

Wait, people are only supposed to post phrases like that when it's funny? Wow I didn't know that can you guys show me where does any rule book that says that? Oh I'm sorry I guess it's just a mainstream people thing. Oh ok my bad, here thumb this down all you guys want then

Just stop. You're making it painfully OBVIOUS that you're a tard baby. Now, please explain to me why you would use duh instead of OBVIOUS. It's really bugging me.

Duh, obvious, aren't those two the same meaning? Now I even have to explain my own words to you? Tard baby? You sure don't know how to respect the differences of others so stfu and go back to your self-centered life Douche

THE PHRASE IS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!! That's like calling Captain Planet, Captain Earth. It doesn't matter if they're the same/similar. Respect the phrase! Tard baby is a term of endearment, don't take it to heart.

Mipz 2

9, those phrases actually DO need to be funny. Otherwise they just piss people off. Get a life.

xxxNataliexxx 0

You should of jumped on the snowboard

nonelikeworms 0

.....says IAmScrubs

12dcevin 5

Someone got a case of the Mondays