Not a biology major

By Anonymous - 02/02/2021 00:30

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Today, after we had sex for the first time, my boyfriend shouted, “Huzzah! My genes will live on!” We used a condom. FML
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Chazzster 22
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Unless you are in charge of the birth control you cannot be sure if you are being sabotaged or potentially impregnated against your will. GET ON THE PILL!

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ViviMage 38

Apples REALLY don't fall far from the tree!

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Chazzster 22
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Unless you are in charge of the birth control you cannot be sure if you are being sabotaged or potentially impregnated against your will. GET ON THE PILL!

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xGod305x 2
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you are definitely dating the wrong type of men...

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DoctorPALO 14
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Hope he didn't sabotage them. You better get serious about your own protection or finding a mate who isn't an idiot.

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akvan 13
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Maybe he was joking... I don't know if that makes it better

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RichardPencil 30
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Who says "Huzzah?"

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Marcella1016 31
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Honestly I felt like that was the real FML here.

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Jonathan Riedel 10
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The people on this platform are so negative. It was just an innocent joke... Maybe he was talking about them perhaps some day no longer using condoms?

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phybreawptic 13
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Hopefully the LARPers don't hear about this.

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tounces7 27
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Honestly I feel like he said that mostly because he never expected to get laid in the first place and now he has hope.

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