Not a biology major

By Anonymous - 02/02/2021 00:30

Spicy
Today, after we had sex for the first time, my boyfriend shouted, “Huzzah! My genes will live on!” We used a condom. FML
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Unless you are in charge of the birth control you cannot be sure if you are being sabotaged or potentially impregnated against your will. GET ON THE PILL!

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ViviMage 38

Apples REALLY don't fall far from the tree!

Unless you are in charge of the birth control you cannot be sure if you are being sabotaged or potentially impregnated against your will. GET ON THE PILL!

you are definitely dating the wrong type of men...

Hope he didn't sabotage them. You better get serious about your own protection or finding a mate who isn't an idiot.

Maybe he was joking... I don't know if that makes it better

Who says "Huzzah?"

Honestly I felt like that was the real FML here.

The people on this platform are so negative. It was just an innocent joke... Maybe he was talking about them perhaps some day no longer using condoms?

Hopefully the LARPers don't hear about this.

Honestly I feel like he said that mostly because he never expected to get laid in the first place and now he has hope.