Intimacy: Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information...

By Noname - 10/02/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML

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By wtf - 12/07/2009 16:20 - United States

Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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By loserface - 23/02/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 18:17 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By 14YearOld - 25/11/2011 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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By Nickname - 28/07/2011 02:02 - United States

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

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haleyashton 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:18

just need to type faster. it shouldn't have popped up if you typed the normal speed a human being does. < 30 wpm = fail.

jm88 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 23:11

Your dad has a pretty good (albeit twisted) sense of humor xD

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jm88 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 23:11

Your dad has a pretty good (albeit twisted) sense of humor xD

Spillinthembeans 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 23:36

that's awkward

suyci 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 0:00

allways use a ccleaner be4 you go at website where ppl can see you are on **** sites.. :P

haleyashton 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:18

just need to type faster. it shouldn't have popped up if you typed the normal speed a human being does. < 30 wpm = fail.

moig_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:41

i just want to know if youre a girl or a guy. the former would be much more worse. gosh i hope youre a guy lol

lezzyluver 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 4:54

she's a girl...

GladstoneK 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 19:00

What's the problem? If you've looked up filth on the internet, you're using it for the purpose intended. Be proud! ESPECIALLY if you're female :oD If so, my number is....

Zero09 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 21:11

I remember when I was like 10 and I didn't know how to clear this stuff or that it even existed. Then my dad was looking through the temporary files for some reason and all these images came up. I just denied everything. I agree with #19, your dad is awesome for being so cool about it. And I wouldn't immediately dismiss this as fake. This really does happen. You'd be surprised at how computer illiterate some people can be.