Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my...

By chevysprint - 28/2/2010 05:36 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

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By K0RRuPT | 0

#900247 - Sunday 28 February 2010 12:20

Atleast now you know your car is newbie-burgler free..

By Blue_Black_fml | 21

#900253 - Sunday 28 February 2010 12:22

now you have a legit excuse for being late; you had to go to the hospital.

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By clumsyjazzy | 0

#900212 - Sunday 28 February 2010 12:08

ouch!!

bebz_fml | 0

#900259 - Sunday 28 February 2010 12:23

hahahaha fail

Blondie08_fml | 0

#900413 - Sunday 28 February 2010 14:25

its called triple A smaRt one!!

thundercats29 | 0

#900496 - Sunday 28 February 2010 15:19

BOOM HEADSHOT!!!

mirkilos | 0

#900521 - Sunday 28 February 2010 15:32

lol

reyemrein | 0

#900535 - Sunday 28 February 2010 15:38

If this had worked, shards of glass would have flown at your face. You were screwed either way YDI

sublimaze | 6

#900545 - Sunday 28 February 2010 15:43

congratulations. you are the definition of fail

hapylordofdeath9 | 0

#900609 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:08

that sucks but maaaan is that funny

bbuba | 0

#900756 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:46

exactly what I was thinking
@44

woofis | 0

#900851 - Sunday 28 February 2010 17:14

fail is the best word to describe this

deathcab7 | 0

#900858 - Sunday 28 February 2010 17:15

poww. right in thee kisser.! hahaaa how does the rock not go through the window?

truth215 | 0

#900895 - Sunday 28 February 2010 17:31

YouTube Ryan dunn hit by brick. you will see it does happen

DemonChicken | 0

#901121 - Sunday 28 February 2010 19:02

ydi it for not being strong enough to get it through the window

willou35_fml | 13

#901198 - Sunday 28 February 2010 19:40

lol!

MXavierT | 0

#901545 - Sunday 28 February 2010 21:34

You deserve it for locking your keys in, and then deciding to break your own window with a damn rock... And not having a spare
key...

gloogle | 0

#901653 - Sunday 28 February 2010 22:29

today i decided to be stupid then i decided to try and break into my car and hurt my self
FML

Arisakentaro | 0

#901663 - Sunday 28 February 2010 22:33

lol

fmlsoobad | 0

#901961 - Monday 1 March 2010 1:02

haha 44 BOOM HEADSHOT

nmsm | 1

#901965 - Monday 1 March 2010 1:03

rocks bounce?

toothache | 0

#902669 - Monday 1 March 2010 4:29

hahaha

apfunction | 0

#902907 - Monday 1 March 2010 5:30

FAKE!!! seriously, is there anyone stupid enough to believe this?!? "hmm, I'm late an the keys are locked in the car, I guess I'll smash the window". bullshit. unless OP is wipin his ass with 20s, he wouldn't intentionally try to cause that much damage to his own car, because the fucking keys were locked inside.

tjigga | 0

#903174 - Monday 1 March 2010 6:06

YDI because you're an idiot if you don't have a set of spare keys and your first conclusion is to break your window..

FMLowLife | 0

#906928 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 7:38

FAIL!

kashman95 | 0

#1048715 - Tuesday 29 June 2010 14:09

rock FTW!!!

iEnvade | 2

#2539650 - Friday 20 May 2011 18:41

68 - Windows are pretty thick. If you seriously think a rock will go through a car window, how do you drive(or ride in) a car and feel secure about your safety?

By Djlatino | 0

#900228 - Sunday 28 February 2010 12:15

I agree with msmarbelz

By chasin_butterfli | 0

#900231 - Sunday 28 February 2010 12:16

This. The window could cost more than what you'd lose for being late.

By ILIEKGIRLS | 5

#900232 - Sunday 28 February 2010 12:16

ROCKS HAVE FEELINGS TOO YOU KNOW
THEY DON'T LIKE BEING THROWN AROUND
>:

asianwolf | 2

#900914 - Sunday 28 February 2010 17:35

you need a bigger rock, and a stronger face just in case.

srgspartan117 | 8

#902950 - Monday 1 March 2010 5:33

carmas a bitch. especially if the rock has a mind of it's own, and how the he'll did it "bounce" of ur window and not break the window?!!!!!!!!

spongebob95 | 0

#909710 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:01

lmao!

By KiwiBlam | 4

#900233 - Sunday 28 February 2010 12:16

Yeah, a bit overkill...

By krazykiya12095 | 0

#900242 - Sunday 28 February 2010 12:19

bahahahahahahahaa !!. yuuh qott sum stronq ass windows !!.

nadsm | 0

#900386 - Sunday 28 February 2010 14:00

stop. just stop.

TehFuzzyOne | 0

#900581 - Sunday 28 February 2010 16:02

Stronqly believe that you're gayq.

By K0RRuPT | 0

#900247 - Sunday 28 February 2010 12:20

Atleast now you know your car is newbie-burgler free..

Biohazard41 | 0

#900462 - Sunday 28 February 2010 14:55

haha good one

By kwdiver803 | 0

#900250 - Sunday 28 February 2010 12:21

lolololol

By Blue_Black_fml | 21

#900253 - Sunday 28 February 2010 12:22

now you have a legit excuse for being late; you had to go to the hospital.

Dmars444 | 4

#1930873 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 12:23

locking your keys in your car isn't legit enough anyways? besides did you lock them in the day before or something? fail to see how you can lock them in getting in

By CallMeHush | 0

#900266 - Sunday 28 February 2010 12:29

Try adding a little more meat to your diet. Maybe a little more excercise,

35 bucks for AAA membership is a hell of a lot cheaper than glass replacment. So is calling a tow truck.