Transportation: Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I...

By chevysprint - 28/02/2010 05:36 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

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Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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By AAA guy - 04/02/2015 16:02 - United States

Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML

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Sunday 28 February 2010 12:20

Atleast now you know your car is newbie-burgler free..

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now you have a legit excuse for being late; you had to go to the hospital.

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uhohuscrewedup 0

Monday 1 March 2010 14:42

catch a cab, dumbasss!!!

Compass 0

Monday 1 March 2010 14:54

How much money do you make that a single day's pay can repair your window?

dialpforpleasure 0

Monday 1 March 2010 21:25

That's what you get for getting all your common knowledge from the movies.

jrjogabonito116 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:45

lmao

xkylieshea 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 17:22

god must really hate you

dave666_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 21:19

haha epic win for the car

pingpongpickle 8

Thursday 1 April 2010 23:14

... big rocks wouldn't bounce off a window. were you using a pebble?

adrifter 0

Friday 9 April 2010 8:54

Love that bullet proof glass

CJ090 0

Monday 10 May 2010 1:13

OWNED

ZacharyorAndrew 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 0:57

thats a stupid reason to break a window? couldnt uve called a friend on ur cell or used a payfone?

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