By atleastmybreathisfresh - 28/02/2010 05:19 - United States

Today, I was running late for work and realized I forgot to pay a bill. I turned on my computer to pay the bill and brushed my teeth while it set up. I had a mouth full of mouthwash and decided to pay the bill before I spit. Then, I sneezed mouthwash all over my laptop keyboard and screen. FML
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This is my post. I agree with most of you. Total dumbass thing. I admit it. It didn't ruin my computer, just made my keys sticky for awhile and there are permanent smear marks on my screen. I did turn my head, ended up sneezing into my arm but it splashed down onto my computer. There just wasn't enough space to explain it. I decided to pay it before i spit cause i was trying to save time and only had to press a couple of buttons. Made sense at the time. Seemed like a waste to just stand there for 30 seconds and do nothing. Lesson learned. I had to pay it before I left for work because it was due that day by 3 and by the time i got home it would have been too late. Carry on the mocking :)

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In all honesty, the risks were pretty clear, but at the same time, you gotta do what you gotta do to be on time, and I think a lot of us have been in that position. I'll say FYL. Also, I like the nickname that you used for this. I can't help but love when the nickname works with the FML story.

Are you sure the smears are permanent? Can't you use a cleaner?

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eww! I've tried to multi-task with mouthwash in my mouth! not a good idea. smh!

smh= shaking my head

i don't blame her for her actions. when you are stressed out you do stupid things. it's natural.

the BURNING!!!!

you deserve it for being stupid

In all honesty, the risks were pretty clear, but at the same time, you gotta do what you gotta do to be on time, and I think a lot of us have been in that position. I'll say FYL. Also, I like the nickname that you used for this. I can't help but love when the nickname works with the FML story.

Lol agreed, 'atleastmybreathisfresh'.

smooth move, exlax

At least your laptop will be minty-fresh and tartar free?

Would the world have ended if you paid the bill AFTER you spit that out?

You kind of deserved that one...

agreed. turn ya damn head!

NICE WORK IDIOT

Could have turned your face. Could have managed your time better. Could have just spit really fast -- 30 seconds isn't that long a wait. YDI for all the above reasons, but most of all because you could have paid the bill anytime if you had an iPhone. YDI for not conforming to awesomeness and having an iPhone.

im going out on a limb here, but im guessing you have an iphone?

then wipe it off... liquids don't always ruin them only sometimes

Droid beats iPhone any day of the week

Hmm, it appears not all woman can multitask.