By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 21:22 - United States

Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML
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ThorneCrossed 9

I met a girl who actually had a sexual fetish for garden gnomes. I wouldn't mind being a gnome, she was cute. Jesus that sounded weird

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Fmyspam 0

She's saving your lives. Lawn gnomes are notoriously evil.

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rallets 22

ahh for ***** sake.... those damn gnomes will conquer us all !!!!

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MrSassypants 33

2 yes the gnomes. Everytime I go to pee on my neighbors lawn they just keep staring at me. The worst part is my neighbors have cameras in the gnome's eyes. O_o

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EvilPotato 14

*Gasp* nooooooooooo, not the gnomes, anything but the gnomes!

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imacreeper 3

is there a Mexican on your block? *george Lopez reference* :D

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7mood75 7

I want to have whatever your daughter is having.

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canttouchthis90 0

garden gnomes are scary! I dont blame her.

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MrSassypants 33

46 multiple counts of vandalizing and trasspassing?

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ripgeorgecarl1n 7

The mental image I get from reading this post is priceless.

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redmnky21 8

someone save winkle bottom!!!

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iTaylor 0

Can you really get mad at her for that?

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swittig 0

this reminds me of Malcolm in the middle when Dewey is scared of all the garden gnomes

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notsocrazee 0

it's perfectly fine op, those gnomes are just scams when it comes to bid free cheap hotels.

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whitesox365 0

garden gnomes arent evil. they just contain this evil power inside them that causes people to go crazy and kill their families.

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CasualZombie 6

reminds me of the scene from fun with dick and jane when jim carrey is running around stealing peoples grass; but in this case he'd be smashin gnomes.

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djmacncheeze 6

crap AcidRaen beat me... and has 37 thumbs down. K nevermind my first comment :p

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Akai_fml 4

She's just trying to go for the achievement!

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AcidRaen 4

this reminds me of Gnomeo and Juliet haha that movie sucks

AcidRaen 4

really? did you see a different version?

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eog314 0

it's a movie for little kids.....

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AcidRaen 4

I know but I didn't like it. I like cars and finding nemo and open season and other movies like that. I just didn't like that one. am i not allowed to have an opinion on a movie..?

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MrSassypants 33

50 well you're hating on a movie so I guess haters are gonna hate.

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BaconDave 12

How does that remind you of Gnomeo & Juliet?

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ariannaa_fml 17

maybe she wanted to see if the gnomes changed when no one was looking?

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AcidRaen 4

125 who exactly are you talking to?

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Sniper_Fidelis 1

Pretty eyes ^

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ladidaday 0

hahaha, what does she have against gnomes??

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volley4eva1698 0

well probably nothing, considering she's been stealing them

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Cryingraven 1

she was breaking'em not stealing'em brosky.

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MrSassypants 33

It says breaking and stealing. *smash* OP's daughter-"I'm totally gonna take these pieces and keep them."

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Cryingraven 1

totally skipped that part (O_) ehh whatever. i'da helped her do both. :)

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CasualZombie 6

they sound like Jason Statham, that's what.

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Sassybq1 13

lol wtf? why? are they all reds? GO BLUE!

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Fmyspam 0

Racist gnomes. Btw, your description is a lie.

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ban_anaa 0

Garden gnomes are lame. Go daughter!

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xleanne_aLly 23

wooo.. stop letting her watch little bear.

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Nico_Belic 0

Someone needs to find out what the hell is wrong with their daughter. Just saying.

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blastedcamera 0

I wonder if she's an insomniac/ sleep walks o.o or maybe she' was high

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Cryingraven 1

Your daughter's excuse is probably that the garden gnomes have been stalking her again. @.@"

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ThorneCrossed 9

I met a girl who actually had a sexual fetish for garden gnomes. I wouldn't mind being a gnome, she was cute. Jesus that sounded weird

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AcidRaen 4

I love HU! i saw them live with A7X! and they are coming back to my city in august! (: and i'm addicted to them right now haha (:

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Cryingraven 1

This may sound dumb, but what does this post have to do with HU? haa

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AcidRaen 4

nothing but i like his picture of Deuce and i'm obsessed with HU at the moment so i thought i would be random and say that

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MrSexyPants 14

I'm so confused

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MurphyS94 4

It isn't really all that "random" though...you were responding to a profile picture, which is something people do quite often on this site.

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AcidRaen 4

124 i was being random

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