Anonymous
United States
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
payne
United States
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
Adam
United States
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
maggie2014
Lufkin, United States
Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
d4rkxf0x
Lindale, United States
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
oneiPodlighter
Conshohocken, United States
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML
AnAngryyGiraffe
Chatsworth, United States
Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML
rybread
United States
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
Top comments
xOpheliacx 0
YDI for leaving it outside. Now you know better.
fnool 0
I wish people would stop saying "itouch".
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Comments (228)
helloladies 0
how does the drought justify you leaving it outside?
turkeyprincess 0
aha wow . that's smart .
cheeseonmyburrit 0
what's an itouch? sounds like some disgusting sex toy or something GUYS IT'S AN iPod Touch NOT AN iTouch it does piss me off
jmrtheman 3
Oo do you mean iPod touch? you ******* idiot
birdfreak 24
that's TX for you
wtfnatalieftw 0
That's what you get for saying iTouch (:
supermann13_fml 11
I'd never leave me iPod or phone outside...
firepanda11 7
Ydi for leaving it outside and calling it an "itouch"
dmmcintyre3 8
YDI for buying that cheap knock off of the iPod Touch.
isallwaysme 27
iPOD touch. NOT ITOUCH. its drives me crazy when people say iTouch. iPod touch. Jesus, get it right.