By Ouch - 18/1/2021 08:02 Fragile Today, I'm 3 days post-partum and my husband accidentally jabbed into my side while flopping onto the couch. FML I agree, your life sucks 822 You deserved it 89 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Protip Today, my endometriosis has reached stage 4 and has spread to many organs, including my colon. My constipation got so bad that my Apple Watch told me it was time to stand up. FML I agree, your life sucks 1783 You deserved it 90 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DieuEstUnHomme - France - Reims Today, while on the tram with my friend, we ended up discussing religion. When we started talking about God, some guy asked us, in a serious tone, to "stop talking about me" because it was really starting to bother him. FML I agree, your life sucks 19646 You deserved it 2444 69 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ted, E. Vic - United States Today, my roommate admitted he spent his half of the rent money on a tattoo. It's all good though, we're just gonna get evicted. FML I agree, your life sucks 15096 Phew, glad it wasn't me 1711 47 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By no that does not help - United States - Austin Today, I went to see a therapist for help with my severe fear of spiders. The therapist held a big spider in a box inches away from my face. I ran to the back of the room and asked him why. He responded with, "Aren't therapists supposed to help you face your fears?" I'm paying $150 an hour. FML I agree, your life sucks 43481 You deserved it 7750 121 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ThanksMom - United States - State College Today, while taking out the trash late at night with my mom, a group of people drove by and decided it would be funny to turn around and chase us up the driveway in their car. Before I even realized what was happening, my mom was already halfway to the house yelling back, "You're on your own!" FML I agree, your life sucks 13470 You deserved it 1296 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML I agree, your life sucks 37124 You deserved it 8416 175 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lrgenesis - United States Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML I agree, your life sucks 30092 You deserved it 2812 105 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Jacksonville Today, I'm grieving over the death of my best friend of 9 years. My mom wasted no time arriving at the conclusion that I must be hormonal and pregnant with his child. Apparently it's not normal for a woman to cry so much over a man, unless they've been fucking. FML I agree, your life sucks 32906 You deserved it 1942 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ricksterile - United States Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML I agree, your life sucks 25984 You deserved it 10791 205 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By oops. Today, my wife had a nip-slip. At my family reunion. In front of everyone. FML I agree, your life sucks 2060 You deserved it 336 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By I'maboutobarf - Australia Today, my mum got a new blender. Dinner was roast beef, broccoli, cauliflower, pumpkin, potatoes and water. In a cup. FML I agree, your life sucks 40143 You deserved it 2768 121 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lana - Austria Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML I agree, your life sucks 12826 You deserved it 43470 119 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By gloomy Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML I agree, your life sucks 4667 You deserved it 758 28 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML I agree, your life sucks 11024 You deserved it 81108 361 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By trojan72 Today, marks a whole month that my boss has asked me to come in early to my part-time job, which makes me pretty happy to get the extra hours. I casually made a joke that she might as well make me full-time now. That made her change her mind, now I'm back down to 23 hours a week. FML I agree, your life sucks 4056 You deserved it 921 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Bestbirthday - United States - Bastrop Today, my parents were supposed to take me out to eat for my birthday, but since their favorite child wasn't with us, I instead got a mini order of tots from Sonic as my birthday meal/present. FML I agree, your life sucks 15079 You deserved it 835 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By smartgirl - Canada Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 83423 You deserved it 5458 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By youjustsuck - United States Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML I agree, your life sucks 32193 You deserved it 12732 240 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML I agree, your life sucks 4079 You deserved it 263 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By IStillHaveMy8hrShiftToGo - United States - Beaverton Today, I came in to work early at a restaurant to help out. I stocked, baked pies for the next day, cleaned and set over 50 tables, and vacuumed the entire two stories. When I went to send an order for the first customer of mine, I realized I hadn't even clocked on. Four ½ hours of work wasted. FML I agree, your life sucks 42298 You deserved it 10697 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Byron fiddles - Hungary Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML I agree, your life sucks 24980 You deserved it 56517 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kelavmeister - United States Today, I was driving home from school, when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. After my offer, I was rejected as she said "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway... MY driveway. FML I agree, your life sucks 87015 You deserved it 6959 317 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Megz - United States - Cedar Rapids Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML I agree, your life sucks 36136 You deserved it 2729 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my husband was kind enough to hold my hair back while I was going down on him, but didn't have the thought to comfort me this morning while I suffered the effects of morning sickness. FML I agree, your life sucks 34311 You deserved it 5535 120 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cat-astrophic - United Kingdom Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML I agree, your life sucks 35996 You deserved it 2828 101 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By morgie96 - United States - Pompano Beach Today, on Facebook, all these parents posted photos of their child's last first day of high school, saying they were so proud as they left for senior year. It was my first day of senior year today, but my parents just gave me a high-five for not doing drugs. FML I agree, your life sucks 41979 You deserved it 8916 55 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML I agree, your life sucks 36452 You deserved it 3639 106 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By drucle - Denmark - Copenhagen Today, I found out that my sister's kids refer to me as their 'Druncle'. I guess I have to admit to myself that I'm an alcoholic. FML I agree, your life sucks 14888 You deserved it 16114 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By muffinmen1022 - United States Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML I agree, your life sucks 46336 You deserved it 11795 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Confuseddad - United Kingdom Today, two aggressive police officers appeared at my door informing me that a complaint was filed about my 18 year-old son having "inappropriate relations" with a 16 year-old. We live in England. I had to Google the law to prove to them this was legal. FML I agree, your life sucks 22449 You deserved it 1610 119 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/4/2021 06:01 - Brazil - Joinville Gamers rise up Today, I went over to a guy's house. He had almost no furniture and slept on a mattress on the floor; however, he had the most impressive gaming computer I've ever seen. He's 40. FML I agree, your life sucks 716 You deserved it 174 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By homerde - France Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML I agree, your life sucks 46207 You deserved it 6975 112 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By scammed - United States - Phoenix Today, I found out after spending my life's income on paying for my grandma's cancer treatment that she has been faking it. FML I agree, your life sucks 60627 You deserved it 3588 141 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Username - United States Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML I agree, your life sucks 34512 You deserved it 5595 238 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Woodinville Today, I sat on my own testicles while having a serious and tenderly sweet discussion with my fiancée about our future together. We were both crying, but for very different reasons. FML I agree, your life sucks 35368 You deserved it 5611 83 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nick - United States Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML I agree, your life sucks 30336 You deserved it 2982 117 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hate enough to kill... - Netherlands - Stevensweert Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML I agree, your life sucks 29431 You deserved it 1988 106 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Desoto Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML I agree, your life sucks 17773 You deserved it 24450 107 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By chinesef000d - United States Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML I agree, your life sucks 43877 You deserved it 3168 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Spain - Barcelona Bitten Today, I had to explain to a lady that the reason I mindlessly touched my crotch was to itch a mosquito bite. She didn't believe me, and called me a pervert. FML I agree, your life sucks 1305 You deserved it 482 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I re-started the Grindr app several times because I wasn’t receiving notifications. Turns out it wasn’t malfunctioning, it was just that I didn’t... I agree, your life sucks 450 You deserved it 193 1 Comments
Today, my mom woke me up from a wet dream, because I was moaning too loudly. I'm a 32 year-old virgin. FML I agree, your life sucks 701 You deserved it 217 3 Comments
