FML : Today, I took my daughter to the zoo, because she loves tigers. Correction: she used to love tigers, until one sprayed urine on her from a distance of...

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Today, I took my daughter to the zoo, because she loves tigers. Correction: she used to love tigers, until one sprayed urine on her from a distance of four meters. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 21 August 2015 05:55 / United States - Truckee

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By HrothgarXII | 21

#6387845 - Friday 21 August 2015 17:03

As much as that sucks, you gotta admit, that's pretty impressive.

By natheitz | 23

#6387840 - Friday 21 August 2015 17:01

They're GREAT

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By natheitz | 23

#6387840 - Friday 21 August 2015 17:01

They're GREAT

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ForwardUn2Dawn | 18

#6387896 - Friday 21 August 2015 17:33

*Pisses in your cereal*

By SneakySlayer | 15

#6387841 - Friday 21 August 2015 17:02

Lol am i first

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DaRito | 25

#6387886 - Friday 21 August 2015 17:27

No.

By taaywall | 13

#6387843 - Friday 21 August 2015 17:03

that's just foul.

By tamannab97 | 23

#6387844 - Friday 21 August 2015 17:03

Aww! The poor girl must be traumatized. I don't see any more zoo visits in the near future, but kudos to you OP for supporting your daughter's interests!

By HrothgarXII | 21

#6387845 - Friday 21 August 2015 17:03

As much as that sucks, you gotta admit, that's pretty impressive.

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Arwen_Evenstar | 37

#6388427 - Saturday 22 August 2015 3:23

Seen the Lion at the local zoo do it before. The distance they get is pretty impressive.
I've noticed anyone sprayed rarely agrees for some reason!

By willyjac | 17

#6387847 - Friday 21 August 2015 17:04

I feel sorry for your daughter... But this is funny, I'm sorry

By shortswimmer17 | 28

#6387852 - Friday 21 August 2015 17:04

brutal. poor girl I hope this doesn't ruin zoo visits for her

By alexanderavatar | 24

#6387858 - Friday 21 August 2015 17:08

trickshot tuesday

By admin_potato | 6

#6387860 - Friday 21 August 2015 17:08

Looks like the tiger also loved her...

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apineapple | 40

#6387863 - Friday 21 August 2015 17:09

Tiger love!

By koganti | 18

#6387864 - Friday 21 August 2015 17:10

ROFLMAO

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