FML : Today, I took my daughter to the zoo, because she loves tigers. Correction: she used to love tigers, until one sprayed urine on her from a distance of...

95

See the top FMLs

Today, I took my daughter to the zoo, because she loves tigers. Correction: she used to love tigers, until one sprayed urine on her from a distance of four meters. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 21 August 2015 05:55 / United States - Truckee

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By HrothgarXII | 21

#6387845 - Friday 21 August 2015 05:03

As much as that sucks, you gotta admit, that's pretty impressive.

By natheitz | 23

#6387840 - Friday 21 August 2015 05:01

They're GREAT

Comments

By natheitz | 23

#6387840 - Friday 21 August 2015 05:01

They're GREAT

Reply

ForwardUn2Dawn | 18

#6387896 - Friday 21 August 2015 05:33

*Pisses in your cereal*

By SneakySlayer | 15

#6387841 - Friday 21 August 2015 05:02

Lol am i first

Reply

DaRito | 25

#6387886 - Friday 21 August 2015 05:27

No.

By taaywall | 13

#6387843 - Friday 21 August 2015 05:03

that's just foul.

By tamannab97 | 23

#6387844 - Friday 21 August 2015 05:03

Aww! The poor girl must be traumatized. I don't see any more zoo visits in the near future, but kudos to you OP for supporting your daughter's interests!

By HrothgarXII | 21

#6387845 - Friday 21 August 2015 05:03

As much as that sucks, you gotta admit, that's pretty impressive.

Reply

Arwen_Evenstar | 37

#6388427 - Saturday 22 August 2015 03:23

Seen the Lion at the local zoo do it before. The distance they get is pretty impressive. I've noticed anyone sprayed rarely agrees for some reason!

By willyjac | 17

#6387847 - Friday 21 August 2015 05:04

I feel sorry for your daughter... But this is funny, I'm sorry

By shortswimmer17 | 28

#6387852 - Friday 21 August 2015 05:04

brutal. poor girl I hope this doesn't ruin zoo visits for her

By alexanderavatar | 24

#6387858 - Friday 21 August 2015 05:08

trickshot tuesday

By admin_potato | 6

#6387860 - Friday 21 August 2015 05:08

Looks like the tiger also loved her...

Reply

apineapple | 40

#6387863 - Friday 21 August 2015 05:09

Tiger love!

By koganti | 18

#6387864 - Friday 21 August 2015 05:10

ROFLMAO

Similar

Today, I went outside at 9am in my boxer shorts to get my mail in my garden. I'd put a shoe in the door to keep the door jammed open, but when I ran back,...

agreeillustrated

You deserved it

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I was going to bed when a cockroach crawled out from under my pillow. I wasn't too afraid of it, until I looked away. It's hour two, and I still can't find it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

Phew, glad it wasn't me

By The_Unlucky1 / Tuesday 19 July 2016 03:38 /

Today, my husband officially voiced he definitely wanted a divorce. I was speechless. He took that to mean that I don't care about our marriage. FML.

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I met a 21 year old proud mother of six. I noticed she had more children than teeth. Gotta love working in a hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

Loading data…

Today, a day before my birthday, I'm submitting my unplanned resignation after receiving an applicant's phone call inquiring about my position. Because...

Today, I've spent hours looking at photos of my husband and his ex-girlfriends that his mother keeps in a photo album. She doesn't have any pictures of...

See all the World FMLs

See all FML photos