By jigglypuff100 - United States
Today, while working at the zoo, I noticed a boy throwing candy into the warthog's exhibit. The fastest way to get there was to go through the exhibit, and speak to the kid from inside. I must have said three words when a lollipop hit me in the eye. Then the warthog peed on me. FML
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  THE_A_TEEN  |  27

So that you can legally show that stuff off in public without looking at a computer screen.

Well, you do need to fend off those angry protesters in the distance...

cholrinegreen: a warthog is a wild pig.

  chlorinegreen  |  27

24- happens to the best of us
47- okay total dumb moment I really read that wrong. I was reading it like warth-og. Teaches me to read at like 4 in the morning.
I feel really stupid now...

  xGraycloud  |  4

18, I don't think Caboose was trying to make a sexual reference... She was hit by a REAL lollipop, therefore free lollipop. No need to have a nightmare over that...