Today, I learned the hard way that taking a 20 mile bike ride with my boyfriend's family the day after losing my virginity is the worst decision ever. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
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geekpowerwtf 0
When is taking a 20 miles bike ride not a bad decision?
ollie179 21
"somebody likes it rough"
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Comments (108)
kenjames 4
She didn't apparently.
smhlqnick 0
Ouch! Poor girl! There's no way that you could have known that it was a bad idea so you have my sympathy.
ILoveEmoes 9
I can't even begin to describe how sorry I feel for you, OP. FYL!
ParanoidLoko 0
Damn I can't even Handel a 5 mile bike ride
RoxyRaccoon 4
I feel ya. Biking always gives me such a Bachache.
Kukua 5
Win.
DrewsFML 8
Yeah, I'd be Haydn life after biking 20 miles.
Kammasaurus_Sex 7
Yiiiiikes! D:
tj4234 36
to be fair (and as someone who cycles a lot) a 20 mile cycle is sore anyway. So YDI for even agreeing.
Person1233 13
You must not cycle a lot if you think 20 miles is a lot. Try 50 miles over the Big Horn Mountains.
Brittany229 3
Almost the same thing happened to me when I lost mine ha.
DrewsFML 8
Almost the same here too: my girlfriend was riding in a marathon mechanical bull tournament with my family the day she lost her virginity.
SongzQueen2011 1
Damn poor girl:-(
Brits2541_fml 7
Maybe you should of considered waiting to loose your virginity until after you hear the next days plans!
noelykins1 19
Well I wouldn't have set yourself in that situation. Sure it will be awkward but they probably heard you two getting it off last night so no worries. And to the others, she might not be in pain. It may just be awkward geese.
bullrider92 19
But I bet your boyfriend was smiling the whole 20 miles.