Today, I learned the hard way that taking a 20 mile bike ride with my boyfriend's family the day after losing my virginity is the worst decision ever. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
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geekpowerwtf 0
When is taking a 20 miles bike ride not a bad decision?
ollie179 21
"somebody likes it rough"
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Comments (108)
Deathhound 27
Ahw, some do have pain after they lose their virginity. But I hope its okay with you..
SteveTheJanitor 6
Do some people realize that maybe OP did this FML because it was awkward and not because she may be in pain after losing her virginity
SteveTheJanitor 6
Sorry. Just re read the FML. my apologies
rattusrattus 19
Trust me. It hurts*. Even if it was also awkward, one would expect the OP to be in pain after the bike ride. Ow... * For a week! Oww!
SteelCladAngel 0
It doesn't hurt all females, an if it hurts for a week...there was probably tearing of more tissue than just the hymen.
yzf250rider88 2
Why would it be awkward? Were the parents there watching this all go down? No reason for it to be awkward unless she makes it that way.
HelloNoora1 0
17- She never said that she lost her virginity with her boyfriend...
eliza_zacdf 0
I had pain :'(
eliza_zacdf 0
I had pain :'(
RebekahBrooke 9
And it's losing, not loosing(;
Zero22120 12
You've got the idea at least
bonerlove 0
Thumbs up cuz she's a babe
Das_Judenburg 0
She's 15..
brighteyes81 0
38. I'm not suprised you can't spell.
explodingmuffint 0
76 fail. its surprise not suprised
JokeMeister 0
bigger than u thought it'd be hunh?
ktizzley2k 8
You really could of avoided this by giving him a ********..
suprmidgt 0
There needs to be more of you!
outty840 2
But sex is better unless she sucks at that !!
SteelCladAngel 0
******** can't result in pregnancy...
holzy2226 0
I like what she said
Ricky23J 0
judging by your profile pic...you should have done it for her
Blueglasscup 18
No pain no gain? F your life OP but haven't you heard any of those stories about the pain some females get after they have sex for the first time?
Cazzybum 11
I never understood that. My first time was flawless, had OP never put a finger or two or a tampon inside before then? Learn to loosen up a bit geez!
jabee8 0
lmao well it depends of the girls, i've been wearing tampon for 2 years before i lost my virginity and trying to loose it with my fingers and it sti hurted as ****. every woman is different. peraonally, it took me 4-5 times before i could really not feel any pain:) so a bike ride just after? ouch :P
fthislyfe 22
I agree with jabee...it's also the same with me... I used my fingers and tampons but it still hurt A LOT! and after 4 or 5 times it was normal
cmc9540 4
I know. I never felt any pain from sex when I lost my virginity
DjeePee 25
I didn't feel any pain during my first time, but I did when riding my bicycle. That sperm burned like hell...I can feel OP's pain, eventhough I didn't know the pain could last for a day.
DrewsFML 8
69- The sperm only burned because his father tricked him into eating a Tasmanian Habanero that day.
hbbs93 6
Lol I see what you did there.
SteveTheJanitor 6
Feel the burn
mintcar 10
At least he didn't shove it in your ass right after? In he did, then FYL and you probably should've just stayed home.
buddmoney 0
Damn you're fine
CryMoreFMLs 15
Damn, you're creepier then me.
natas_fml 13
Stop making that duckface. Quack quack.
jsaxon1996 0
You are one classy gal.
bizarre_ftw 22
That didn't occur to you?! Never a thought about the long hours of constant bombardment in the similar regions?! What's wrong with your comprehension abilities? -_^
slipperyeyebrow 0
biking is a great way to stretch your ****** muscles for better intimacy with your partner, sometimes too tight isn't what men want. they want a garage they can store their car in.
toelie 26
#32 Honestly, I wonder how you ride your bike. If it stretches your ****** muscles you're doing it wrong.
Kartor 6
HAHAHA!
TN9R 1
is that a new form of sex?
DrewsFML 8
#34 Two words: no seat.
skata 4
where im from, garages usually store 2 cars. that being said, I don't like it when there's enough room for another "car" in there with me
allmidnighteyes 11
#32 doesn't have a seat on their bike. it's just a seatpost that they anchor themself in on.
perdix 31
Is his name Buster Hymen?
IndigoAcrylic 9
Perdix... I see your comments everywhere and... You are so Douchy it's like funny as hell xD. No ****... But I'm officially in love with you xD
Honda288 2
Yet another win for perdix!