Today, I learned the hard way that taking a 20 mile bike ride with my boyfriend's family the day after losing my virginity is the worst decision ever. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
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geekpowerwtf 0
When is taking a 20 miles bike ride not a bad decision?
ollie179 21
"somebody likes it rough"
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Comments (108)
Seeker304 12
You should have known
Cupcakegirl15 0
ouch
stobie450 0
Is it about my boy justin christopher robinson
helloirony 4
What kind of crap is this. YOU DID IT WRONG. There's no way it should hurt to the point where you are unable to sit down the next day. Are you sure he didn't **** you up the ass?
manichimon 2
Maybe this guy just gives it rough?And wouldn't her ****** be pushed into the seat? Unless you're sitting fully back on the seat, your butt doesn't get much contact. With a 20 mile ride i would imagine that OP would sit up for much of the ride.
kitten1323 19
It was her first time! Calm down. Nobody does it perfectly the first time.
manichimon 2
Ouch!
mordecaiandrigby 26
Wow that really sucks, but why would you decide to bike ride the day after?
thatawkardone 2
Um... Ow.
wrenavery90 12
Was it rough sex? Because that really shouldn't make a difference.