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By Username - 08/10/2010 21:30 - France

Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML

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Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML

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Today, I found out that the built in lighter in my car does NOT in fact glow red when hot. I now have circles burned into my finger. FML

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By allison_fishing - 25/10/2012 04:37 - United States

Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2019 20:00

Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML

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nycy 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 1:13

Well I guess common sense really did die.

Schizomaniac 24

Saturday 9 October 2010 1:13

Let the lame puns begin: This gives a whole new meaning to 'heat vision.'

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Garay 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 20:19

really? it was only sitting in a hot car all day...

reddwarf_fml 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 21:47

lmao. and I thought I was the only one

freshkid 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 1:23

you're funny :)

Fabby_fml 2

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:57

And how long did it take you to discover this amazing fact?

TyIsGeek 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 16:44

it's called common sense. maybe you should try to get some!

cavalos94 0

Monday 11 October 2010 3:27

no really???????

EmpressAventias 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 13:32

Ha Ha, my life doesn't suck anymore after reading this comment. I'll see you guys never!

darude908 1

Wednesday 10 November 2010 6:21

where the hell do you live op that it's still hot enough to really heat up a car in November?

jawjuhh 6

Friday 12 November 2010 13:52

Somewhere around Australia maybe? It's been hell hot over here lately xD

Cinn_fml 22

Saturday 13 November 2010 13:29

Not to mention I'm fairly certain the date "10/08/2010" doesn't fall in November, whichever way around you read it. I think it's dated the US way, which would make it October.

MunChiChi 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 19:40

My eyes just got watery reading this!!

s3xymoma 1

Monday 2 May 2011 0:03

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