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By Anonymous - 01/01/2022 10:58 - United States - Verona
Today, I had to place under the carpet another patch of 1/4" plywood over another broken spot in the hardwood floor. My not-so-flatmate refuses to anything about her morbid obesity, and will definitely cost us our deposit when the landlady finds out. FML
Your building is out of code, and you need to threaten your landlord with calling the appropriate authorities. Unless your roommate weighs as much as an elephant, the building should be able to withstand her.
Floors should be strong enough to be able to withstand the loads of several fat people. Your dwelling is substandard.
This is NOT your roommates fault. This is your landlady's fault for not updating her floors before now. Stop blaming your roommate you fatphobic dick.