Love, Kids, Weird, Cars, Accident and Awkward: Psycho

Psycho

By Anonymous - 15/08/2021 20:01

Today, I'd never quite realised how nasty my girlfriend was until she hit a kid on a zebra crossing and was more upset that her bumper was dented than the fact an 8 year-old had a broken leg. She was still blaming the kid and demanding his parents pay the damage as he was being put in the ambulance. FML

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You deserved it 205

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By Al - 22/06/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

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You deserved it 3 343

Public Freakout

By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 15:01 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, my partner was driving. We were coming up to a sharp bend up a hill when suddenly a girl and a boy came speeding down the hill on a scooter. My partner stopped well before, but they fell off the kerb. We got out to check they were OK. The girl blamed us and kicked me in the balls. FML

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Freak scene

By Anonymous - 10/08/2022 14:00

Today, I have never been more disgusted at my daughter. She was on her phone and almost walked in front of a bus, until a man with some kind of facial disfigurement pulled her back. She called the poor man a "freak" and not to touch her, and he started crying. I'm ashamed to think she is mine. FML

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You deserved it 447

By Benjamin - 28/10/2011 01:22 - Canada

Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

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You deserved it 38 614

By Amanda - 10/03/2013 16:08 - Canada

Today, when I got home, my child had three bruises. My babysitter's excuse? "She hit me first". FML

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You deserved it 6 667

By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

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You deserved it 5 338

Mad Maxine

By faza4327 - 06/04/2011 07:43 - Australia

Today, I was on my way home on my bike when a lady in a 4WD cut me off while beeping her horn and calling me a "stupid f**ker who should get a proper education." In her car, she was smoking, and her three children weren't wearing seat belts. FML

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You deserved it 3 538

By Anonymous - 16/08/2016 17:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend crashed our car into the car ahead. He was trying to pull away from the traffic lights faster than the person next to us, a ten-year-old kid on a bicycle. FML

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You deserved it 1 586

By Biggie - 12/05/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML

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You deserved it 12 924

By John - 22/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

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You deserved it 57 941

Ambrily 27

Sunday 15 August 2021 20:37

Leave that piece of human trash.

ywolfgl 21

Sunday 15 August 2021 20:09

Wow, that is some girlfriend! I'd hate to date a girl like that

Comments

ywolfgl 21

Sunday 15 August 2021 20:09

Wow, that is some girlfriend! I'd hate to date a girl like that

Gord Stephan 4

Sunday 15 August 2021 20:23

dump her pathetic ass

Ambrily 27

Sunday 15 August 2021 20:37

Leave that piece of human trash.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 15 August 2021 20:57

I'm just wondering if they pronounce it ZEB-ra or ZEE-bra. She's a keeper until she asks you to take out suspiciously large life insurance policies.

inthesticks 19

Sunday 15 August 2021 21:39

She should be your ex

Dolores Payne Saile 8

Sunday 15 August 2021 21:40

Run

bleachedraven 14

Sunday 15 August 2021 22:58

damn, evil 😳

Moezzz 6

Sunday 15 August 2021 23:01

Pretty freakin heartless to demand recompense while the kid is being loaded into an ambulance.

Hempseed 26

Sunday 15 August 2021 23:07

I'd recommend you take some time out to re-evaluate your relationship with this woman and consider whether or not this is really someone you see yourself with, say, fifteen years down the line. If she can do this to someone else's kid without reflecting on her behaviour, imagine what she'd do to any future children or pets you and her might have.