Love, Kids, Weird, Cars, Accident and Awkward: Psycho

Psycho

By Anonymous - 15/08/2021 20:01

Today, I'd never quite realised how nasty my girlfriend was until she hit a kid on a zebra crossing and was more upset that her bumper was dented than the fact an 8 year-old had a broken leg. She was still blaming the kid and demanding his parents pay the damage as he was being put in the ambulance. FML

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You deserved it 208

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Freak scene

By Anonymous - 10/08/2022 14:00

Today, I have never been more disgusted at my daughter. She was on her phone and almost walked in front of a bus, until a man with some kind of facial disfigurement pulled her back. She called the poor man a "freak" and not to touch her, and he started crying. I'm ashamed to think she is mine. FML

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You deserved it 462

By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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You deserved it 10 374

Parental love

By Anonymous - 15/04/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my toxic daughter learned that yelling at a biker chick won’t just get her an argument, it will get her several broken bones and a concussion. The FML is that I now have to take care of her with her broken leg for six weeks. I hate her; she’s such a bitch to everyone. FML

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You deserved it 270

By Amanda - 10/03/2013 16:08 - Canada

Today, when I got home, my child had three bruises. My babysitter's excuse? "She hit me first". FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 158

You deserved it 6 669

By youfuckingslut - 11/11/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML

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You deserved it 3 355

I'm innocent!

By DavidJ - 16/06/2023 18:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were on the road. She saw that I got an innocent text from a friend, Melissa. In a fit of jealous rage, she put the gear of my car to “P” causing the car behind me to rear end me. My bumper fell off. She told me, “Tell that bitch Melissa to take care of that.” FML

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You deserved it 138

By Biggie - 12/05/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend when she began skipping ahead of me and out in to the street. I saw a car coming right at her so I tackled her to the ground to save her. Turns out the car was stopping and was never going to hit her, and my girlfriend doesn't appreciate concussions. FML

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You deserved it 12 926

Public Freakout

By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 15:01 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, my partner was driving. We were coming up to a sharp bend up a hill when suddenly a girl and a boy came speeding down the hill on a scooter. My partner stopped well before, but they fell off the kerb. We got out to check they were OK. The girl blamed us and kicked me in the balls. FML

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You deserved it 87

By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

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You deserved it 5 341

Sorry doggo

By good riddance - 29/05/2022 16:00

Today, my girlfriend flipped out and dumped me. According to her, not stopping for a dog in the road makes me a sociopath and unsuitable for a relationship. Yes, because slamming on my brakes or swerving into the next lane while doing 75 on the highway and causing a wreck made so much more sense. FML

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You deserved it 798

Ambrily 27

Sunday 15 August 2021 20:37

Leave that piece of human trash.

ywolfgl 21

Sunday 15 August 2021 20:09

Wow, that is some girlfriend! I'd hate to date a girl like that

Comments

ywolfgl 21

Sunday 15 August 2021 20:09

Wow, that is some girlfriend! I'd hate to date a girl like that

Gord Stephan 4

Sunday 15 August 2021 20:23

dump her pathetic ass

Ambrily 27

Sunday 15 August 2021 20:37

Leave that piece of human trash.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 15 August 2021 20:57

I'm just wondering if they pronounce it ZEB-ra or ZEE-bra. She's a keeper until she asks you to take out suspiciously large life insurance policies.

inthesticks 19

Sunday 15 August 2021 21:39

She should be your ex

Dolores Payne Saile 8

Sunday 15 August 2021 21:40

Run

bleachedraven 14

Sunday 15 August 2021 22:58

damn, evil 😳

Moezzz 6

Sunday 15 August 2021 23:01

Pretty freakin heartless to demand recompense while the kid is being loaded into an ambulance.

Hempseed 26

Sunday 15 August 2021 23:07

I'd recommend you take some time out to re-evaluate your relationship with this woman and consider whether or not this is really someone you see yourself with, say, fifteen years down the line. If she can do this to someone else's kid without reflecting on her behaviour, imagine what she'd do to any future children or pets you and her might have.