Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML
aggghghgh
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Ouch
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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fayettie 3
wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!
MuffyStJacques 0
I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.
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TheRightEye 3
I would tell my mom to do this to my dad since we all hate him, but he doesn't brush his teeth.
greyzero 0
...your wife is a bitch, dude.
clownman 0
im sorry but how does he deserve this? he isnt leaving skid mars on purpose. all she has to do is tell him once and he can start cleaning it himself with the toilet brush. its a lesson gone way wrong, that brush full of shit could seriously damage your gums and then you're screwed mate. your wife is a bitch.
xlibrax 0
Ugh, that's disgusting. She probably gets tired of you leaving them in there, lol. You should clean up after yourself and she wouldn't have to. But also, its wrong of her to do that. Ugh.
trengy 0
pimp slap the bitch
joker1911 0
that's love right there!
JokeMeister 0
who's ur divorce lawyer? I'd karate chop her in the neck. No telling what else she does to you. Menstrual blood in the old spaghetti comes to mind
gotbiscuits 0
maybe you've been brushing your teeth with a toilet brush?
mistavipa 0
That sucks!! I would be so pissed at my wife!
bigcrazymike 6
You can do one of two things: Either buy a value pack of toothbrushes or get a divorce. I suggest the latter. FYL