Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Ouch
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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fayettie 3
wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!
MuffyStJacques 0
I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.
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Comments (221)
WildThang6 0
That's just plain wrong...
kimmmi91 9
well u obviously don't brush ur teeth enough if u didn't notice and u should clean up after ur self anyways who made it her job to clean up ur shit stains?
CharismaticCutie 0
Sooo basically f her life too! Cause she is kissing poop mouth. The word disgusting is an understatement for this situation.
M1NDY 0
That's grounds for DIVORCE right there! What a Byatch!
Attica 20
it says "IN" the toilet
Xpensive 0
future referance, flash again after the first one, failure
ButterBabeyCup 0
Eew !! That's Disgusting ! You poor, poor person ! That's ferral even if you are leaving skiddies in the toilet !
xdust 4
dump her.
benny92 0
That'll teach you not to be a sexist, and clean your own shit!
gammielikeoh 0
skid marks?
pennguitarist14 0
Yeah like shit stains.