Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML
aggghghgh
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Ouch
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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fayettie 3
wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!
MuffyStJacques 0
I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.
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Comments (221)
TheBinksOhhhh13 0
C'mon son !
kill16FML 0
dam man thats just so nasty
chevyuser 0
that's kind of karma...cuz now she has to kiss you
stuffilove153 4
Do you also not brush your teeth? otherwise you might've noticed :)
nickk55 0
learned a lesson? are u ******** me? that crazy bitch
ShannonBitt 29
Does she realize that toothbrush then goes into your mouth, which is the same mouth she kisses?
bfaikey 9
How is this his fault? You can't control when some shit gets stuck to the toilet bowl on the way down. And unless you're anal enough to clean it every time instead of just letting it handle itself in 2 or 3 future flushes, I'm betting all of you don't do anything about it either
Cecco7 5
All the you deserve it = women All the your life sucks = men
4realz226 0
Time to buy a new toothbrush and hide it!
fuzzybear14 0
I had a little baby-gag