Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML
aggghghgh
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Ouch
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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fayettie 3
wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!
MuffyStJacques 0
I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.
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Comments (221)
pennguitarist14 0
I'd say divorce her. Atleast the court will probably be in your favor if she tried to put you in harm's way.
Ashling06_fml_fml 0
The fact that you leave skid marks makes me wonder how you have a wife.
TequilaLullaby 0
go puke in her mouth
Cenobyte 10
I bet OP's wife has never actually used his toothbrush to clean the toilet. I bet the threat alone is enough to make the OP clean up after himself. OP's wife ftw!
XScarlet 4
That's ****** up, however I see her logic. clean up after yourself you dirty slob!
Calyx_fml 22
She doesn't respect you at all. Leave her.
sobf 2
that's steamy
DriftingTaco 0
That's not just wrong, in fact it's illegal. you should sue her.
mhapner 0
smart wife
versace_chick 0
Your comment : ew so does she make out with you??. cuz then atleast u dont know but she does. and did u think that you just have a shit flavoured toothpaste??