By Anonymous - 27/02/2014 14:34 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
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JMichael 25

Trying out to be a professional sword swallower eh?

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rdenkewicz 11

Why couldn't you have just licked the knife clean?

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outoftown 26

Because he didn't want to cut his tongue, silly! (Don't ask me how I know this;)

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Deviant_fml 5

meh... I'm guessing it was a butter knife. That's the only possible way I see anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together even attempting this.

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NoirSpartan 11

I bet it doesn't taste as good the second time.

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CountWest 6

"Nut" and "deep-throat" all in the same FML.

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CrissyyyS2 22

If you wanted Nutella so bad... why use a knife? Finger it.

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False_Stupidity 41

Exactly, why deep throat it when you can finger it.

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Mauskau 35

You have a tongue for a reason. Also, use a spoon. Or toast.

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fmlnjd2013 15

Next time use a dick!!

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sweetestbitcheva 14

I don't know if that's sarcastic... But WHY?!

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sarcasticlover 30

the right way to eat nutella- don't use any knife or spoon!

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