Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to lick the excess peanut butter off the knife after making a PB and J. Turns out the knife can and will cut your tongue, even though you don't think it will. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML
Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML
Today, by being clumsy when putting my bread slices on a plate, I invented a sensational new type of sandwich: The Nutella-Salmon-Garlic Double-Decker. FML
Today, I learned a valuable life lesson : Never attempt to swallow your pills with a swig of hot tea. FML
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
Today, I learned that, when choking on a piece of food, you can cough hard enough to partially prolapse a hemorrhoid. FML
Today, I found out that if you see a tray with some black stuff in it and you can't decide whether it's powdered black pepper or cigarette ashes, it's not a good idea to taste it. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML
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Top comments
Readoll 13
Absolutely stupid... YDI
HowieDoIt 21
Much sharper than OP, I'm guessing.
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Comments (196)
buckdharma 38
The same results can be achieved by licking. Edit- Ugh 72 beat me.
sweetestbitcheva 14
That just sounds like a bad idea. YDI. You have fingers for a reason
adventurousnight 12
This should be a saying: "No matter how strong thy desire, thou should never lick thy Nutella-covered knife."
ahsanmasood 4
DUDE!!!! NO, THATS JUST A NO! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING THAT!
edward80 18
Next time just use a penis instead
Pareidolia101 15
Use a spoon next time.
squarecircles 13
Death by Nutella
EmmaMK 35
A jar with a spoon sat in front of the tv, Heaven!
Pingvinai 37
Practicing for your Darwin Award, ay?
middlenamefrank 8
How would that help, anyhow? Your taste buds are all in your mouth, not your throat.
sammyjo06 14
Well, I've done this before accidentally with peanut butter. It's not that I was trying to deep-throat the knife, it's that the knife was already in my mouth from sucking it off the tip, and I kept licking the peanut butter all the way down, and it was all the way down to the handle. You don't always notice what you're doing and think about it till you start to gag lol. Obviously, you should just take the knife out of your mouth and lick the bottom while it's outside.