Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to lick the excess peanut butter off the knife after making a PB and J. Turns out the knife can and will cut your tongue, even though you don't think it will. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML
Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML
Today, by being clumsy when putting my bread slices on a plate, I invented a sensational new type of sandwich: The Nutella-Salmon-Garlic Double-Decker. FML
Today, I learned a valuable life lesson : Never attempt to swallow your pills with a swig of hot tea. FML
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
Today, I learned that, when choking on a piece of food, you can cough hard enough to partially prolapse a hemorrhoid. FML
Today, I found out that if you see a tray with some black stuff in it and you can't decide whether it's powdered black pepper or cigarette ashes, it's not a good idea to taste it. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML
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Top comments
Readoll 13
Absolutely stupid... YDI
HowieDoIt 21
Much sharper than OP, I'm guessing.
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Comments (196)
WhoWhat_fml 10
OP wants the N. (Nutella)
150493x 29
That was awful
Juicenub 25
Shit OP, you really love Nutella dont't you?
mea_iloveskiing 26
Oh chocolate friend, sweet Nutella, you are better than any fella :)
N7Krolord 3
why not just wipe it off with a finger?
dp920 14
ydi maybe you need practice of sucking on things in your mouth
fuggotmuggot 14
Put the Nutella on a banana instead. Then deep throat it.
PenguinBitch 44
^knows from experience.
heartsoflions 16
Use a teaspoon instead.
Lili_love 14
I dunno, I used a spoon once and managed to slice the roof of my mouth.
Black_Knight80 13
wow, this really tells a lot about you...
lightanddark 17
that's not the only thing you'll be deep throating
Karenezzy 20
Maybe you should put Nutella on something else, so that way you can deep-throat it(;