Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to lick the excess peanut butter off the knife after making a PB and J. Turns out the knife can and will cut your tongue, even though you don't think it will. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, I realised a second too late why trying to hack a popcorn kernel out from between your teeth with a steak knife is really a bad idea. FML
Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML
Today, by being clumsy when putting my bread slices on a plate, I invented a sensational new type of sandwich: The Nutella-Salmon-Garlic Double-Decker. FML
Today, I learned a valuable life lesson : Never attempt to swallow your pills with a swig of hot tea. FML
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
Today, I learned that, when choking on a piece of food, you can cough hard enough to partially prolapse a hemorrhoid. FML
Today, I found out that if you see a tray with some black stuff in it and you can't decide whether it's powdered black pepper or cigarette ashes, it's not a good idea to taste it. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML
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Top comments
Readoll 13
Absolutely stupid... YDI
HowieDoIt 21
Much sharper than OP, I'm guessing.
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Comments (196)
minimii 11
You deserved that on so many levels
Easybeats 10
Practicing for next time?
pcgwm 13
Well duhhhhhhhh! Dummy anyways
Baller_Bob 17
Dumbass
597mph 10
You're kidding, right?
jryan2 16
Its always worth deepthroating the knife if there is nutella on it
Obito_Uchiha651 17
Couldn't you use a spoon? Assuming you we're not spreading it on bread
AlexRen 21
Aw, you could've had a Bf. That girl was turned down in her fml, because she didn't deep throat. You could have been in. It was stupid that you deep throated a knife, even if it's something you like. You could have easily just put it on something else and ate it from there. YDI
deathrowdiesel 2
It a knife even if its a butter knife real smart dumbass
ExiledRemixx 13
Theirs your sign. -face palm-