Today, I learned that, when choking on a piece of food, you can cough hard enough to partially prolapse a hemorrhoid. FML
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Enslaved
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Coughed your ass off?
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Tyrez
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Maybe if you sneeze it will go back where it belongs.
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Enslaved
| 36
Coughed your ass off?
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Frillwee95
| 12
His ass is still intact, it's just taking the game of peekaboo to a hole new level.
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EatUrGreens
| 20
Coughed the shit out of him*
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Tyrez
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Maybe if you sneeze it will go back where it belongs.
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devildog562
| 33
Huh I've seen sneezing , coughing is s new one though. That's goin to be a pain in the ass.
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eksyneet
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at least you didn't choke, man. could be worse.
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beararm
| 11
That's exactly wat he did actually
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sweetbliss3
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maybe he meant continue to choke, and die?
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eksyneet
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#14, as in, choke to death. that's an important addition i forgot to make. regret is washing over me rn.
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nesteremily
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So sorry OP, I hope you feel better. On the upside you didn't choke to death.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Exactly, then OP would be in a coffin, not just coughin'
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starile
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#6, with that profile pic, you *kind of* have the responsibility to make all your comments sound like Yoda. I mean... come on.
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AcieMcG
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Today I learned that long distance runners tend to poop their pants, so at least that didn't happen.
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ashingtondc
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it's true always take a dump before a race
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911lady
| 4
Um... Ew?
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Steve95401
| 49
This brings new meaning to "Roid Rage".
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watermelon15
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Yuck!
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brandoneyez1
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Lucky you didn't crap urself.
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patrickalamo
| 47
Down Down Down, like a burning ring of fire.