Coughed your ass off?

His ass is still intact, it's just taking the game of peekaboo to a hole new level.

Coughed the shit out of him*

Maybe if you sneeze it will go back where it belongs.

Huh I've seen sneezing , coughing is s new one though. That's goin to be a pain in the ass.

at least you didn't choke, man. could be worse.

That's exactly wat he did actually

maybe he meant continue to choke, and die?

#14, as in, choke to death. that's an important addition i forgot to make. regret is washing over me rn.

So sorry OP, I hope you feel better. On the upside you didn't choke to death.

Exactly, then OP would be in a coffin, not just coughin'

#6, with that profile pic, you *kind of* have the responsibility to make all your comments sound like Yoda. I mean... come on.

Today I learned that long distance runners tend to poop their pants, so at least that didn't happen.

it's true always take a dump before a race

Um... Ew?

This brings new meaning to "Roid Rage".

Yuck!

Lucky you didn't crap urself.

Down Down Down, like a burning ring of fire.