By novaguy - 24/02/2015 16:15 - United States

Today, I learned that, when choking on a piece of food, you can cough hard enough to partially prolapse a hemorrhoid. FML
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Tyrez 32

Maybe if you sneeze it will go back where it belongs.

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Frillwee95 12

His ass is still intact, it's just taking the game of peekaboo to a hole new level.

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Tyrez 32

Maybe if you sneeze it will go back where it belongs.

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devildog562 33

Huh I've seen sneezing , coughing is s new one though. That's goin to be a pain in the ass.

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eksyneet 23

at least you didn't choke, man. could be worse.

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sweetbliss3 37

maybe he meant continue to choke, and die?

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eksyneet 23

#14, as in, choke to death. that's an important addition i forgot to make. regret is washing over me rn.

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nesteremily 31

So sorry OP, I hope you feel better. On the upside you didn't choke to death.

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False_Stupidity 41

Exactly, then OP would be in a coffin, not just coughin'

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starile 19

#6, with that profile pic, you *kind of* have the responsibility to make all your comments sound like Yoda. I mean... come on.

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AcieMcG 21

Today I learned that long distance runners tend to poop their pants, so at least that didn't happen.

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ashingtondc 3

it's true always take a dump before a race

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Steve95401 49

This brings new meaning to "Roid Rage".

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patrickalamo 47

Down Down Down, like a burning ring of fire.

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