Today, I learned that my roommate, the one in charge of the cooking, never washes her hands beforehand. According to her, it boosts her immune system. FML
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Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML
Today, while baking, I was joined by my roommate who doesn't really cook. I was making a batch of dough and she volunteered to help. After showing her how to knead, she really got into it. Afterwards, I asked why she wanted to help. "It really cleans my nails", she said. FML
Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML
Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
Today, I said hi to my coworker and she immediately yelled, "Get your gross unwashed hands out of my face!" I wash my hands compulsively and they were nowhere near her face. FML
Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted that, because she's been watching me, I use the bathroom too quickly and must not be washing my hands, and that I have to wash them from now on. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
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WinterPerfection 3
I can just TASTE the disease!
SkardeyKat 3
Well, according to her logic, your immune system is being boosted as well. I believe a thank you is in order, she's pumping up your system to defend against super-bugs!
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Comments (140)
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Has she ever heard of Typhoid Mary?
raphanne_fml 33
If you want it done right, you've got to do it yourself!
nickolai2014 0
That's. *******. Gross!
Mister_Triangle 21
But it's actually true. Do you know how immunizations work?
NCR 0
Yes but sickening you an your body fights it off. Stay clean kiddies:)
someone3225 2
MY GERMS!!!!
afulks78 11
Spit for flavor :)
tehrealone 6
Only weird people spit, I'd say you'd get a pretty easy job at McDonald's tho 20 :]
e077 15
Yea it boosts her immune system because its her germs but not yours you can get really sick.
bad_chiquita 5
Just imagine her not washing her hands after going to the bathroom and then handling the food. *throws up a little in mouth*
mea_iloveskiing 26
Y U NO COOK?? :D
youshitme 9
Y U No use full wds?
flockz 20
Y U NO MEME?
dubst5p 5
Regardless how gross is seems she is actually right. The more you wash your hands the less germs you expose yourself to which in turn makes your body not know how to fight them
ambamm135 7
And then she comes in contact with someone who has a disease or some terrible bacteria and they both due.
ambamm135 7
Die*. Bleh iPods make spelling the right word out difficult.
JulieMarie87 7
She is defiantly right, but it would be common courtesy to wash your hands before cooking for someone else.