Today, I learned that my roommate, the one in charge of the cooking, never washes her hands beforehand. According to her, it boosts her immune system. FML
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Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML
Today, while baking, I was joined by my roommate who doesn't really cook. I was making a batch of dough and she volunteered to help. After showing her how to knead, she really got into it. Afterwards, I asked why she wanted to help. "It really cleans my nails", she said. FML
Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML
Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
Today, I said hi to my coworker and she immediately yelled, "Get your gross unwashed hands out of my face!" I wash my hands compulsively and they were nowhere near her face. FML
Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted that, because she's been watching me, I use the bathroom too quickly and must not be washing my hands, and that I have to wash them from now on. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
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WinterPerfection 3
I can just TASTE the disease!
SkardeyKat 3
Well, according to her logic, your immune system is being boosted as well. I believe a thank you is in order, she's pumping up your system to defend against super-bugs!
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Comments (140)
caranina 15
thats disgusting ... but is the food at least good ? :p
Toshi124 0
that is technically true....
iamyourgod 3
It's a bit gross but she's actually right. If you don't like it cook yourself.
rubberduckie72 4
she is right. aa long as shs washes after pooping u do boost ur immune system. people are sicker now than ever before. and its because everyone is so germ obssessed and washes and uses antibactrial gel all the time. i only waah most in genrral after going poop and me andy family are rarely sick. i am the cook. look back and think if u have been really sick lately
drmountaindeww 0
Thats true but within moderation
chels1994 11
either order in or learn to cook, I suppose
Omega_Mus 7
Obviously, she doesn't take into account that touching tainted meat and then touching cooked meat means that the meat is contaminated. When she gets the ***** from salmonella or some other bacteria laugh at her.
darkxsky86 7
Damn, some things are better left unsaid. Although it sounds like the dirt makes it tastes good AND it also boosts your immune system, how awesome is that? Your roommate is so full of win! Next time see if you can get her to toss your salad ^_^
hockeyplayer30 0
Ew!
ekhatch 0
if it hot food all bacteria died of heat