Negotiations

By Anonymous - 22/09/2020 17:01

Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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In this environment of "what-about-ism", it's close enough. This is why society is collapsing.

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genuinegoodguy 9

Are you both single?

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RichardPencil 30
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In this environment of "what-about-ism", it's close enough. This is why society is collapsing.

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Mathalamus 24

Society isn’t anywhere near close to collapsing.....

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Ambrily 27

On what planet do you live?

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RichardPencil 30
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Tell me this next year.

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genuinegoodguy 9

Are you both single?

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samomaha 17

Um, yeah. The two are exactly on the same level.

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raven_of_azarath 34
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Not really? One is basic hygiene, one is common decency. Not putting dishes in the dishwasher (assuming they’re rinsed of course) is nowhere near as bad as spreading viruses or bacteria such as E. coli, the flu, or covid 19 that could kill someone.

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haimynameis 9
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Leaving food on plates to rot is way worse on so many levels. If you have a dishwasher, that's just next level laziness F your roommates life, and good for her for that solid comeback.

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Madison Gliosci 16

You really think leaving bits of food on a plate for a few days is worse than leaving bits of urine and feces on one’s hands after using the bathroom? Do they not have hand soap where you’re from? Is not washing hands the norm?

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Nic1330 5

who actually washes their hands after peeing? you and your roommate are both wrong

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Skanker 5

Today, I had to actually stop washing my hands after going to the bathroom to force my roommate to wash her dishes. I can’t believe it came to this. FML

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