Proportional response

By SlimJim - 30/08/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, I had a Zoom job interview. My roommate grabbed me, duct-taped my mouth, and hogtied me. I watched helplessly as he took the call with my potential employer, insulted her, and said, “Fuck this job.” All because I “hit on his girlfriend” at a BBQ yesterday, by asking her if she wanted another hot dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 879
You deserved it 156
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Bogrbon 27

I believe your roommate may have just committed a felony.

23 0
Iifa 7

Report to police, file restraining order.

13 0

Comments

MidnaLink 33

And now he's just cost you your half of the rent. Good job dumbfuck jealous roomate.

12 0
Bogrbon 27

I believe your roommate may have just committed a felony.

23 0
SamanthaThe1st 22

Now would be a good time to explain what happened and hopefully rearrange a new interview.

10 0
core01 30

**** the job. I'd call the cops on that psycho

12 0
Iifa 7

Report to police, file restraining order.

13 0
Plop 17

Assault and battery lawsuit anyone?

9 0
emmalou 19

that's super f'in weird-Plus now u might not have rent

2 0
CowgirlWithHeart 15

Ooof, please tell the GF, if he is this jealous I don't want to imagine what he might do to her in the future.

3 0