Proportional response

By SlimJim - 30/08/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, I had a Zoom job interview. My roommate grabbed me, duct-taped my mouth, and hogtied me. I watched helplessly as he took the call with my potential employer, insulted her, and said, “Fuck this job.” All because I “hit on his girlfriend” at a BBQ yesterday, by asking her if she wanted another hot dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 875
You deserved it 155

Same thing different taste

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I believe your roommate may have just committed a felony.

Report to police, file restraining order.

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And now he's just cost you your half of the rent. Good job dumbfuck jealous roomate.

I believe your roommate may have just committed a felony.

Now would be a good time to explain what happened and hopefully rearrange a new interview.

**** the job. I'd call the cops on that psycho

Report to police, file restraining order.

Assault and battery lawsuit anyone?

that's super f'in weird-Plus now u might not have rent

Ooof, please tell the GF, if he is this jealous I don't want to imagine what he might do to her in the future.