Today, I learned that my roommate, the one in charge of the cooking, never washes her hands beforehand. According to her, it boosts her immune system. FML
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Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML
Today, while baking, I was joined by my roommate who doesn't really cook. I was making a batch of dough and she volunteered to help. After showing her how to knead, she really got into it. Afterwards, I asked why she wanted to help. "It really cleans my nails", she said. FML
Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML
Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
Today, I said hi to my coworker and she immediately yelled, "Get your gross unwashed hands out of my face!" I wash my hands compulsively and they were nowhere near her face. FML
Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted that, because she's been watching me, I use the bathroom too quickly and must not be washing my hands, and that I have to wash them from now on. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
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WinterPerfection 3
I can just TASTE the disease!
SkardeyKat 3
Well, according to her logic, your immune system is being boosted as well. I believe a thank you is in order, she's pumping up your system to defend against super-bugs!
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Comments (140)
mikeduse 0
Cause the bacteria defensively survives the stove or oven....
caviar_fml 2
do your own cooking? problem solved
VDubbGrrl 4
"the one in charge of the cooking"?? If you are old enough to have roomates you are old enough to cook for your own damn self!
WVU 0
Eww that's nasty
rjdal92 0
I think she's got a point there lol but yeah it is gross
mbrooks5110 0
Ok while gross, if she's cooking the heat will destroy the bacteria. If you're eating salad prepared by her that isn't the case. Anyway, as previously stated start cooking your own food.
darkmis1 18
Why do you just have one person in charge of the cooking? Why don't you just cook your own food?
Okayitwasme 0
Have you ever gone to the bathroom turned on the tap with a potentially shitty hand, scrubbed them clean only to touch the same tap handle that you touched before washing? I wouldn't want to eat someone else's shit for nothing! PS I never touch taps or bathroom doors. Know a girl who went to Mexico with her kids. Missed 3 months of school and work! Dr said it was most likely for the reason I mentioned
fo_86 0
Think it's time to start cooking your own meals
slashcammas 3
Well... It does... But it's one thing to your own food and it completely different to everyone else's. Then it is just gross