By Anonymous - 20/11/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I learned that my roommate, the one in charge of the cooking, never washes her hands beforehand. According to her, it boosts her immune system. FML
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WinterPerfection 3

I can just TASTE the disease!

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SkardeyKat 3

Well, according to her logic, your immune system is being boosted as well. I believe a thank you is in order, she's pumping up your system to defend against super-bugs!

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WinterPerfection 3

I can just TASTE the disease!

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daysgoby902 6

it does...

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jizzwold 21
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Ya it does actually boost your immune system. The problem would arise if she has some horrible disease on her hand.

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Meowingtons500 18
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Om nom nom nom.

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gunmania0 12

Sounds like she's been boosting your immune system too!

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blackheart24 10

Just stop Taking showers and say it's to boost her sense of smell.

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DrDilllonReese 12
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Just inject her with AIDS blood and say you were helping "boost her immune system."

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rawrriri 8
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I barely ever wash my hands. I haven't gotten sick in over 3 years.

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MizzErikaHart 8

Right, so she doesn't wash hand before preparing food....so give her aids. Anyways, op, cook ur own food, problem solved..

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CrizzyCream 1

That is still gros

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blackheart24 10

61- I think aids is a pretty good trade for not washing...

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DJJuantioFresh 0
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AIDs weakens it, "doctor"

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blackheart24 10

Ooooo 76 nice burn. Props man. 50- torched!!

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pyromania21 0
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dude no shit u dumb ass I think he was bein sarcastic and u missed it

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DrDilllonReese 12
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111- yeah. That was why I had quotes around the part about boosting her immune system...

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TwoZeroOZ 2
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I don't understand how it would boost HER immune system... It would definitely help anyone eating her food... But then again, eating dirt will help too.

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saxy1of6_fml 9
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That's just gross

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jdog1231 0

yuckshe needs to move out

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Spoonz 4
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This feels so weird but... Girl, get OUT of the kitchen

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Nutty4Muffs 3
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Ohh ho, aha-ha-ha.

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zyperman43 19

What did yuckshe ever do to you?

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saIty 17

Well we know who's not going to be cooking on Thanksgiving.

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shrimp1234 4

She planned it that way

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Waggleton 0

It's the turkey, the turkey will not be the one cooking Thanksgiving meal because it will be the one getting eaten. Simple deductive reasoning my friends. Your welcome

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LaughinStock 16
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77 your pic goes great with your stupid comment :)

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SkardeyKat 3

Well, according to her logic, your immune system is being boosted as well. I believe a thank you is in order, she's pumping up your system to defend against super-bugs!

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bossroyd 4

And it adds flavor

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chickenwalrus 14

with a sprinkle of possibility of incredibly infectious disease.

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thebeautybleeds 17
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Exactly. She is boosting your immune system. You shouldn't complain until you get sick. :3 Though while it's her personal choice, and exposure does help acquire immunity, if you're not comfortable with it, cook your own food.

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22cute 17

Typhoid Mary?

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misslc 4
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Maybe it's time to start doing your own cooking...

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GirlWithName1324 0
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And if you cant cook worth crap then.....Microwaveable meals are in isle 3.

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zuzupetalsYO 11

Microwave food makes you fat

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rabbittboi 18
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98 - Ready to eat microwaveable meals may not be the healthiest choice, but they don't make you fat. Over eating and/or lack of exercise makes you fat.

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CookieMonstr19 0

Uhmm..time to go brush ur teeth! :)

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x_KL_x 7
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You could try, have fun and let us know how it goes.

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nc21690 19

ewww id prepare my own food from now on and tell her what soap is........

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EmAnRap 2
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Next time tell her youll cook. Go to the bathroom before hand and dont wash your hands lol

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KunoKanashimi 3
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...But then OP would be doing what she was doing, it wouldn't effect the roommate in any possible way. (Except to 'boost her immune system' and the like.)

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KunoKanashimi 3
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...But then OP would be doing what she was doing, it wouldn't effect the roommate in any possible way. (Except to 'boost her immune system' and the like.)

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thatsvintage 6
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Imagine all of the things she's done with her hands just to have them handling that chicken she probably made for you the night before.

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Epikouros 31

Stop complaining, you should be happy a roommate cooks for you. Enjoy her home-made mayonnaise!

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