Today, I learned that my roommate, the one in charge of the cooking, never washes her hands beforehand. According to her, it boosts her immune system. FML
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Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML
Today, while baking, I was joined by my roommate who doesn't really cook. I was making a batch of dough and she volunteered to help. After showing her how to knead, she really got into it. Afterwards, I asked why she wanted to help. "It really cleans my nails", she said. FML
Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML
Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML
Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML
Today, I said hi to my coworker and she immediately yelled, "Get your gross unwashed hands out of my face!" I wash my hands compulsively and they were nowhere near her face. FML
Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted that, because she's been watching me, I use the bathroom too quickly and must not be washing my hands, and that I have to wash them from now on. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
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WinterPerfection 3
I can just TASTE the disease!
SkardeyKat 3
Well, according to her logic, your immune system is being boosted as well. I believe a thank you is in order, she's pumping up your system to defend against super-bugs!
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Comments (140)
flockz 20
hit her with a pan, a pan covered in lysol. it will destroy her immune system.
zaveeshaveesh3 7
Yea do that
taserlase 2
fail
taserlase 2
#1 fail for her #2 whats it matter really? when she cooks all the diseases are killed by the heat.
Raesin 21
Wow, over reaction much? Your room mate is actually right, the more you obsessively clean everything, the weaker your immune system is and you end up dying of the sniffles. ¬¬ Unless she's been playing with the toilet contents or gardening I'm not sure what you're all worried about. It's not like you can taste it or that it has any effect on you at all.
pondermuse 5
Your filthy roommate is somewhat right. However, she should still wash her hands after taking a dump for example. Bon apetit!
YahImThatGuy 0
I agree with your roommate. I make it a point to not wash my hands throughout the day. Now if I take a dump, cook for others, or handle a newborn baby- anything that effects others-I will wash my hands. But I don't wash before cooking for myself and every time I go to the bathroom. In the long run, I will have a better immune system for it.
0opsie 6
I don't know why you're getting thumbed down. I do the same thing and I never get sick. I know it sounds gross but it works.
Javee 17
You think not washing your hands after using the bathroom will strengthen your immune system? No, you'll just end up ingesting those germs and falling ill. Being in a sterile enviornment will make you prone to diseases. Being exposed to a regular enviornment day-to-day will make it easier to fight of diseases not lack of hand sanitisation.
Jirekianu2 19
Tell hee the story of typhoid mary. There's another bitch who didn't keep herself clean when cooking.
RedPillSucks 33
Tell her to hold you in her arms till you can feel her disease. Come together, right now, over dinner. *ok, that was kind of lame*
iammenotyoi 4
She really doesn't need to, unles she handles raw meat, toxic chemicals, corpses, or feces.
FYLDeep 26
She could probably wipe her ass barehanded and still have less pathogens on her hands than on most meat products and even lots of vegetable products that end up contaminated by the practices employed by large CAFOs. That's just the way the incredibly corrupt United States food system works. This is why you damn well better cook your meat all the way through before you eat it.