Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
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Rodders_SOTC 1
That's hot. Hook me up bro'
DocBastard 40
That's the definition of "confidence" right there! Well, it's either that or "not giving a flying ****". I get the two confused sometimes.
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DocBastard 40
That's the definition of "confidence" right there! Well, it's either that or "not giving a flying ****". I get the two confused sometimes.
astralvagan 20
Aren't they sometimes the same thing?
jessikamahone 6
That's cute.. Yeah..
Trisha_aus 15
Yeah..No.
astralvagan 20
If she's skinny, it's skinny dipping.... If she's fat, it's chunky dunking. It just shows your grandma is secure with her body, and maybe still has some life in her still.
astralvagan 20
Great aunt, my bad
Wheredidgrungego 12
Old people give no *****. They're the real badasses of the world.
geod69 8
Good for her
charlieisawesome 4
Hey she has no shame! If she lives with you then she obviously feels like it's also her home & she can be completely free! ... I feel bad for your friends though.
medichick 5
Haha she likes to feel free
supportcommand 17
That gave me flashbacks of the movie Cocoon.
zandalee 20
I love that movie! Old people rock.
Oceanlondon 5
*walks outside with friends* "And this is the pool!" "HOLY- AUNTIE WTF?!?" Friends- MOTHER of GOD.
SexyQueen0905 24
When you're that age, just don't give a **** anymore.
SexyQueen0905 24
I meant: When you're that age, YOU just don't give a duck anymore.
Sawarski 13
I would never give a duck. They are my food, as are other creatures. (chipmunks)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Wait, WHAT!?!?
supportcommand 17
Chipmunks are awesome animals. Especially ones that can handle the reefer!
blubberfish 10
I never give ducks.