Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
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Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML
Today, I gave my boss a nickname. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately, "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, one of my coworkers decided it'd be funny to tell our boss that I made creepy comments about his teenage daughter. The worst part is that the aforementioned lying coworker is my mother. I wish I was joking. FML
Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML
Today, my boss chewed me out for leaving a work function early. I explained it was to avoid a former co-worker I constantly fought with. The boss revealed he purposely invited that former co-worker, hoping our fight would provide entertainment. FML
Today, I found out that when my boss said she was considering bumping me up to full time, she actually meant she was planning on letting me go. Everyone in the office except me knew. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this "joke" a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML
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Top comments
christian1509 21
**** your co workers life for having to deal with y'all, come on be a little more professional when you're at work rather than tell jokes about a fellow co worker
Trin_Tran 26
Your boss is kind of a dick
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Comments (52)
ItCouldBeHerpies 12
Well shit
vikky538 28
you know what they say ...your boss is always right... screw your boss...
Way2Fast8 20
At least you won't get written up
xx000o 27
Write him up.
vikky538 28
for somethings in the job you dont have a choice to written up..just deal with the shit..
Trin_Tran 26
Your boss is kind of a dick
Flowtastic 16
They're pretty much both dicks for making fun of a coworker...
tournamentdecide 33
Maybe the coworker they're making fun of is a dick
ositoakaluis 16
dickception!!!
blaw24 1
Look on the bright side. You're funny
Yeshua_fml 19
Imitation is supposed to be the highest form of flattery.
StupidMonkey497 16
Yeah, funny lookin!... Hehehe I'm not good at this
christian1509 21
**** your co workers life for having to deal with y'all, come on be a little more professional when you're at work rather than tell jokes about a fellow co worker
Razi_tail 25
That's what I was thinking 5. Whether good reason to dislike the person or not, it's wrong to gossip/make jokes about him/her.
expertsmilee 26
Can't say that for sure one way or another without knowing the person. Some people deserve all the shit they get, and THEN some.
juturnaamo 29
Or maybe the guy works with a bunch of assholes who are stuck in high school.
AFaye3964 17
I would've told your colleague it was your joke.
slyde32 12
why? so he thinks you're the one who started it?
it__happens 17
Hahaha the game is on
mete_orito 34
You kinda deserve it for making rude jokes about someone. And your boss is an idiot.
klenorris 15
I'd write a complaint. lack of originality!
MandyMeow_fml 18
Ugh joke stealers are one of the worst kinds of people