Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
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Rodders_SOTC 1
That's hot. Hook me up bro'
DocBastard 40
That's the definition of "confidence" right there! Well, it's either that or "not giving a flying ****". I get the two confused sometimes.
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Comments (88)
vbmg152 19
At 76, she's earned the right to do whatever she wants! When you get older, with each passing year, you start to give a damn what other people think less & less!! Would I do that? No but I'm not 76 yet either! Maybe in 20 years, I will! Who knows? Who gives a crap?
blahblah0392 7
Is there a ghost on top of your car?...(Which I'm assuming is yours)
Countryrose0524 7
Hey skinny dipping is awesome dude!
lionel_messi 4
hey, wet clothes take a long time to dry
showen_fml 4
Old people scare me.
captainObviously 15
Live free!
dstluke 7
ok. Next time I'll put on a bikini. Sheesh. Prude.
laden_swallow09 35
Don't worry. When you get old, you can get away with stuff like that, too!
aznbitchonmadick 0
Ild tap that ass thats hot
momo1972 3
Sweet!!
nvo 6
Her pool, her rules.