What the F, lady?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 00:49 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
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SweetAsHell 9

You may not know it, but you two have been going out for years. It's just that most of the time, on your dates, she's hiding in the bushes.

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Corrupt_waffles 13

Well now you know why it would have been bad had you actually started consistently dating her. :/

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Corrupt_waffles 13

Well now you know why it would have been bad had you actually started consistently dating her. :/

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mystashisgone 6

Love the reference to another fml. Works perfectly

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walmartpaysme 15

Seriously, if you like a comment just thumbs up. Don't waste valuable comment space parroting the person in front of you.

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Harpy20 24

Now that you know, please don't give crazy a baby.

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MDTeddy 13

She or her parents has to pay for your car. I'd go ahead and make it happen.

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gc327072 30

If she's a crazy B, it's cause she wants the D. Hehe

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GlobalGenocide 8

Haha! time to ring triple 000 and suggest she see's a shrink(after the police arrive or she'll start swinging at you).

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Drigr 9

Tripple 000 and AAA? So ring up 000000000 and AAAAAAAAA?

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bizarre_ftw 21

Well? Did you cheat? Also, call the cops and get her forcibly medicated

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boofgall 16

He just went on an 'awkward' date with her, I'd say there's no solid commitment there to cheat on her.

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mystashisgone 6

Maybe I'm weird but unless he asked her out one "date" doesn't mean they are "dating"...but what do I know.

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rarrar321 3

Not gonna lie, #4, your picture is exactly the kinda girl I pictured for being the cray cray....no offense.

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deadxwedding84 5

Seriously, go hit HER car with a baseball bat.

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off_constantly 8

17 - pointless but very true

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Osito2011 9

Or you can lpoop on her door step everynight. Pray that she and her family gets the point and move far far away.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

IPoop? Is that a toilet with a touch screen?

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hopsinlove17 26

#5, because that's mature-_- there are better ways to handle a situation like this

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ForS3ri0usn3ss 0

Some girls are just "bat" crazy... Get it? But seriously... Hope you reported her because she clearly needs help

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sonicgreg 12

Get it? No? Well its because she hit his car with a... Oh you do get it? Pretty funny eh? No?

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xiaodoggiie 5

Well it is a good thing you aren't dating her.

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srgspartan117 8

Right imagine what happened if they dated..... Bat and and a car still meet together most likely earlier hahaha

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PleadingInsanity 20

I wonder what made the date awkward. Then again I can only imagine how that went considering the way she acted.

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notjustanybody20 9

Bitches be crazy! :D. Maybe you gave off wrong signs at the date.. That led her to beleive that you were enjoying her company?! No? Then she is plain crazy! Runnnnn

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

RUN BITCH RUUUNNNNN

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aaalllliiiii 6

Hey how do I hit you up? (i know what it means just can't find a button to message you) I'm from sydney

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