Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
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Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
Today, my teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
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Rodders_SOTC 1
That's hot. Hook me up bro'
DocBastard 40
That's the definition of "confidence" right there! Well, it's either that or "not giving a flying ****". I get the two confused sometimes.
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Comments (88)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Did she look like a Jelly fish?
missyfiona89 28
Did u go over to her place uninvited?
SCUBA_Diiver 3
Damn.
Blue329 15
Looks like someone is scarred for life
Teyros 24
You're bad at zombies d:
coolbrony12 3
My 5-year old brother changes into his bathing suit in front of my friend on purpose. And after he takes his bath, he run out of the bathroom and right for me.
SkoomaKi 28
OP's Friend - "Hey man, what's that old rug doing in your pool?" OP - "Let's play inside...."
ziggystar69 3
Let her swim how she wants??
SmittyJA24 26
She's not "naked"; she's nude.
klx125cross 9
Ugh........
Zangetsu67 5
Well I'm guess ing you're not going to be having friends over any more