FML : Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started...

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Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Nell - / Thursday 30 June 2011 21:10 / United States

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By iluvevil01 | 11

#2795107 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:03

you could tell it wasn't real when it didn't move?

By Beebow_fml | 5

#2795115 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:03

Run over there and kick it over.

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By iluvevil01 | 11

#2795107 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:03

you could tell it wasn't real when it didn't move?

Blazingcrono | 6

#2795133 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:05

Those stalkers man, they gotta be silent and unmoving or else they'll get caught.

Tjack_attack | 0

#2795138 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:06

she is the blondest person I know now

IndiRae | 9

#2795141 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:06

She prolly thought that the creep was just staring at her and watching, therefore she was freaked out.

iEatGuppies | 0

#2795143 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:07

on the bright side, it wasn't a creeper!

johnson94 | 5

#2795156 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:08

12... you would know what it takes to be a stalker..

wintamint101 | 7

#2795160 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:09

those damn lawn ornaments!

coffeygirl12 | 14

#2795212 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:18

haha failllll (:

ripgeorgecarl1n | 7

#2795245 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:22

Good thing you didn't call "him" out on being a creep.

boyguydudemalema | 0

#2795338 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:40

And her boyfriend's a life size cut out of duke nukem.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2795410 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:58

You should be flattered that even inanimate objects feel the need to stalk you! :D You must be really amazing, mind if I stalk you?....(;

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#2795512 - Friday 1 July 2011 03:23

I heart BigFoot

AaronTkr | 0

#2795568 - Friday 1 July 2011 03:44

wtf ^

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2795600 - Friday 1 July 2011 03:55

That is what I call a fail.

The_Weirdo | 10

#2795613 - Friday 1 July 2011 04:01

It wouldn't happen to be Gnomeo would it?

Boygenius50 | 8

#2795686 - Friday 1 July 2011 04:18

YDI because this FML isn't controversial enough for me to troll on. We all pretty much agree that OP is an idiot, correct?

Sanchez1409 | 6

#2795703 - Friday 1 July 2011 04:22

lol! #105 exactly what i said when i read that comment! xD

Blazingcrono | 6

#2795731 - Friday 1 July 2011 04:32

Wow #120, why do topics have to be controversial for you to troll on? Don't tell me your intellect lacked the art of trolling.

katieklein | 0

#2795733 - Friday 1 July 2011 04:33

You really would think the OP would notice!-___-

Boygenius50 | 8

#2795757 - Friday 1 July 2011 04:41

129: Well of course I can still troll, but it's much more fun when I manage to get people fired up over controversial topics! that's how I entertain myself while trolling.

Blazingcrono | 6

#2795799 - Friday 1 July 2011 04:54

If you can't entertain yourself by regular trolling, then you fail as a troll-er.

trevishere | 7

#2795827 - Friday 1 July 2011 05:01

Get curtains? Or ask your neighbor to please move it or take it down. Or burn it [=

Aakash04 | 0

#2795873 - Friday 1 July 2011 05:12

yu r cuteeee

Aim4thebullseye | 4

#2795898 - Friday 1 July 2011 05:19

guys u got it all wrong, it WAS a stalker, once she called the police he moved and put a lawn ornament there, so now he can stare at her all day without her freaking out

yummycupkake | 0

#2796013 - Friday 1 July 2011 05:41

KILL IT WITH FIYAAAH!

Klums02 | 0

#2796021 - Friday 1 July 2011 05:42

The inanimate stalkers are always the worst. They don't blink or move. And some look too real.

powderpuffjord13 | 0

#2796058 - Friday 1 July 2011 05:49

oooooo girls :) jkjk i get creeped out all the time...

YDI__Bitch | 0

#2796475 - Friday 1 July 2011 07:15

Or it was a real person and they were to disgusted with what they saw that they couldn't move

Blueglasscup | 17

#2796519 - Friday 1 July 2011 07:27

Did it explode?

yahoowizard | 16

#2797162 - Friday 1 July 2011 10:19

It always could have been a man in a gnome outfit...a now revolutionary way to stalk people =0

By YurTriniFantasy | 1

#2795111 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:03

you fail at life OP

davex | 0

#2795163 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:10

hahaha that's a huge fail!

whybother8 | 0

#2795223 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:20

nooo its an ultra fail

JoeyPterodactyl | 0

#2795321 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:37

"fail" is stupid and cliche anymore.

ObeseKitten | 0

#2795390 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:52

grammar is not anymore

whybother8 | 0

#2795435 - Friday 1 July 2011 03:04

grammar is for school.. this is FML. so idc bout no gramma son! lol

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#2795507 - Friday 1 July 2011 03:22

"Fail" was a very popular saying for about a month. Now it's jist gettin" old.

crymore007 | 11

#2795883 - Friday 1 July 2011 05:14

however 59 it still describes your comment

AllTiimeLow | 1

#2796412 - Friday 1 July 2011 07:01

fail your mom.

RetardedBullFrog | 4

#2796663 - Friday 1 July 2011 08:32

I usually don't care about grammar mistakes. I only care about them when I don't understand what it is you're trying to say . . . ribbit

FeedMonkeyking | 4

#2797472 - Friday 1 July 2011 12:14

I just love the inevitable comments that add nothing. Example: "haha faillllll lol"

By vballcutie08 | 6

#2795113 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:03

hey, those can be creepy sometimes!

kristylew03 | 1

#2795672 - Friday 1 July 2011 04:16

You never know, there could be a hidden camera inside the gnome recording you through your window. Creeeepy.

EatnBeef | 7

#2796098 - Friday 1 July 2011 05:56

it's real alright. I caught one stabbing my neighbors dog so I shot it with my M240. go big or go home right?

Civilianswilldie | 0

#2796114 - Friday 1 July 2011 05:58

beef your picture made me lol so hard I shit out a brick.

instnt1nfction | 16

#2796288 - Friday 1 July 2011 06:31

then don't eat bricks

By Beebow_fml | 5

#2795115 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:03

Run over there and kick it over.

whiteboy7thst | 2

#2795268 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:26

Then be like "suck it, oh wait, you can't cause your just a pervy lawn ornament."

lucas002 | 0

#2795308 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:34

Are you the real whiteboy?

knights95 | 9

#2795700 - Friday 1 July 2011 04:22

No he's not he's just a fanboy.

mahomie97 | 7

#2795742 - Friday 1 July 2011 04:35

couldn't have said it any better myself(;

renaee | 13

#2796245 - Friday 1 July 2011 06:23

I'm the real slim shady.

RetardedBullFrog | 4

#2796682 - Friday 1 July 2011 08:37

I'm a tit . . .

knights95 | 9

#2799125 - Friday 1 July 2011 05:54

No you're a retarded bull frog

By soccersgr8 | 6

#2795117 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:04

haha fail

doubleuteeff | 0

#2795260 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:24

ur a faggot

JesusFishTaco | 5

#2795485 - Friday 1 July 2011 03:13

Stupid ugly blind emotional bitches.

MRSMOJORISIN_fml | 0

#2796208 - Friday 1 July 2011 06:17

haha, it was a wooden version of Ted Bundy, take pride of that, my friend.

LunaNstars | 0

#2796629 - Friday 1 July 2011 08:07

hey! that's my picture.

ohrlynao | 0

#2804197 - Saturday 2 July 2011 07:21

What an insightful comment. Thank you for sharing such unique information with us all.

By ryanchew3 | 0

#2795118 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:04

wow few hrs and still 1:1 ... anyways agree with #1

By MikalaHart | 4

#2795120 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:04

I don't blame you... lawn ornaments are pretty creepy

tsim_fml | 0

#2796605 - Friday 1 July 2011 07:56

i spy rapist lawn guy

By Kochy | 0

#2795121 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:04

you suck at life.

airforce987 | 20

#2796028 - Friday 1 July 2011 05:43

actually sir, YOU suck at life, for being a Yankees fan

coolp3rson | 0

#2796417 - Friday 1 July 2011 07:01

lo ya!

smallory42 | 0

#2796434 - Friday 1 July 2011 07:05

YOU suck at life. GTFO.

stuner56 | 22

#2796511 - Friday 1 July 2011 07:26

no YOU suck at life

By IndiRae | 9

#2795123 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:04

Do not be ashamed, I started crying over a Santa Claus one time when is was like 14. Shit's scary.

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml | 12

#2795539 - Friday 1 July 2011 03:32

Yeah, Chuck E. Cheese scared the crap out of me when I was like 5 or 6. I screamed my head off when I saw him XD

himoonkey | 8

#2796298 - Friday 1 July 2011 06:33

ya lol I remember wen i was little I was on top of the playground because I was scared of chukie cheese. lol

himoonkey | 8

#2796301 - Friday 1 July 2011 06:33

ya lol I remember wen i was little I was on top of the playground because I was scared of chukie cheese. lol

himoonkey | 8

#2796304 - Friday 1 July 2011 06:33

ya lol I remember wen i was little I was on top of the playground because I was scared of chukie cheese. lol

By Fmls4life | 6

#2795124 - Friday 1 July 2011 02:04

You fail buddy I feel bad 4 u. :(

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