By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
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iluvevil01 11

you could tell it wasn't real when it didn't move?

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Beebow_fml 5

Run over there and kick it over.

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iluvevil01 11

you could tell it wasn't real when it didn't move?

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Blazingcrono 6

Those stalkers man, they gotta be silent and unmoving or else they'll get caught.

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IndiRae 9

She prolly thought that the creep was just staring at her and watching, therefore she was freaked out.

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iEatGuppies 0

on the bright side, it wasn't a creeper!

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johnson94 5

12... you would know what it takes to be a stalker..

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wintamint101 7

those damn lawn ornaments!

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coffeygirl12 14

haha failllll (:

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ripgeorgecarl1n 7

Good thing you didn't call "him" out on being a creep.

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boyguydudemalema 0

And her boyfriend's a life size cut out of duke nukem.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

You should be flattered that even inanimate objects feel the need to stalk you! :D You must be really amazing, mind if I stalk you?....(;

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KingGeorgeGal 12

That is what I call a fail.

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The_Weirdo 10

It wouldn't happen to be Gnomeo would it?

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Boygenius50 8

YDI because this FML isn't controversial enough for me to troll on. We all pretty much agree that OP is an idiot, correct?

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Sanchez1409 6

lol! #105 exactly what i said when i read that comment! xD

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Blazingcrono 6

Wow #120, why do topics have to be controversial for you to troll on? Don't tell me your intellect lacked the art of trolling.

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katieklein 0

You really would think the OP would notice!-___-

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Boygenius50 8

129: Well of course I can still troll, but it's much more fun when I manage to get people fired up over controversial topics! that's how I entertain myself while trolling.

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Blazingcrono 6

If you can't entertain yourself by regular trolling, then you fail as a troll-er.

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trevishere 7

Get curtains? Or ask your neighbor to please move it or take it down. Or burn it [=

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Aim4thebullseye 4

guys u got it all wrong, it WAS a stalker, once she called the police he moved and put a lawn ornament there, so now he can stare at her all day without her freaking out

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yummycupkake 0

KILL IT WITH FIYAAAH!

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Klums02 0

The inanimate stalkers are always the worst. They don't blink or move. And some look too real.

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powderpuffjord13 0

oooooo girls :) jkjk i get creeped out all the time...

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YDI__Bitch 0

Or it was a real person and they were to disgusted with what they saw that they couldn't move

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yahoowizard 16

It always could have been a man in a gnome outfit...a now revolutionary way to stalk people =0

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whybother8 0

nooo its an ultra fail

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JoeyPterodactyl 0

"fail" is stupid and cliche anymore.

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whybother8 0

grammar is for school.. this is FML. so idc bout no gramma son! lol

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

"Fail" was a very popular saying for about a month. Now it's jist gettin" old.

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crymore007 11

however 59 it still describes your comment

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RetardedBullFrog 4

I usually don't care about grammar mistakes. I only care about them when I don't understand what it is you're trying to say . . . ribbit

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FeedMonkeyking 4

I just love the inevitable comments that add nothing. Example: "haha faillllll lol"

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kristylew03 1

You never know, there could be a hidden camera inside the gnome recording you through your window. Creeeepy.

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EatnBeef 7

it's real alright. I caught one stabbing my neighbors dog so I shot it with my M240. go big or go home right?

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Civilianswilldie 0

beef your picture made me lol so hard I shit out a brick.

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Beebow_fml 5

Run over there and kick it over.

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whiteboy7thst 2

Then be like "suck it, oh wait, you can't cause your just a pervy lawn ornament."

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mahomie97 7

couldn't have said it any better myself(;

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renaee 13

I'm the real slim shady.

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MRSMOJORISIN_fml 0

haha, it was a wooden version of Ted Bundy, take pride of that, my friend.

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LunaNstars 0

hey! that's my picture.

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ohrlynao 0

What an insightful comment. Thank you for sharing such unique information with us all.

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ryanchew3 0

wow few hrs and still 1:1 ... anyways agree with #1

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MikalaHart 4

I don't blame you... lawn ornaments are pretty creepy

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tsim_fml 0

i spy rapist lawn guy

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IndiRae 9

Do not be ashamed, I started crying over a Santa Claus one time when is was like 14. Shit's scary.

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Yeah, Chuck E. Cheese scared the crap out of me when I was like 5 or 6. I screamed my head off when I saw him XD

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himoonkey 8

ya lol I remember wen i was little I was on top of the playground because I was scared of chukie cheese. lol

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himoonkey 8

ya lol I remember wen i was little I was on top of the playground because I was scared of chukie cheese. lol

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himoonkey 8

ya lol I remember wen i was little I was on top of the playground because I was scared of chukie cheese. lol

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