Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
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iluvevil01
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you could tell it wasn't real when it didn't move?
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Beebow_fml
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Run over there and kick it over.
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iluvevil01
| 11
you could tell it wasn't real when it didn't move?
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Blazingcrono
| 6
Those stalkers man, they gotta be silent and unmoving or else they'll get caught.
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Tjack_attack
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she is the blondest person I know now
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IndiRae
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She prolly thought that the creep was just staring at her and watching, therefore she was freaked out.
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iEatGuppies
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on the bright side, it wasn't a creeper!
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johnson94
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12... you would know what it takes to be a stalker..
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wintamint101
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those damn lawn ornaments!
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coffeygirl12
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haha failllll (:
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ripgeorgecarl1n
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Good thing you didn't call "him" out on being a creep.
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boyguydudemalema
| 0
And her boyfriend's a life size cut out of duke nukem.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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You should be flattered that even inanimate objects feel the need to stalk you! :D You must be really amazing, mind if I stalk you?....(;
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
I heart BigFoot
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AaronTkr
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wtf ^
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KingGeorgeGal
| 12
That is what I call a fail.
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The_Weirdo
| 10
It wouldn't happen to be Gnomeo would it?
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Boygenius50
| 8
YDI because this FML isn't controversial enough for me to troll on. We all pretty much agree that OP is an idiot, correct?
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Sanchez1409
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lol! #105 exactly what i said when i read that comment! xD
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Blazingcrono
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Wow #120, why do topics have to be controversial for you to troll on? Don't tell me your intellect lacked the art of trolling.
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katieklein
| 0
You really would think the OP would notice!-___-
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Boygenius50
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129: Well of course I can still troll, but it's much more fun when I manage to get people fired up over controversial topics! that's how I entertain myself while trolling.
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Blazingcrono
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If you can't entertain yourself by regular trolling, then you fail as a troll-er.
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trevishere
| 7
Get curtains? Or ask your neighbor to please move it or take it down. Or burn it [=
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Aakash04
| 0
yu r cuteeee
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Aim4thebullseye
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guys u got it all wrong, it WAS a stalker, once she called the police he moved and put a lawn ornament there, so now he can stare at her all day without her freaking out
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yummycupkake
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KILL IT WITH FIYAAAH!
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Klums02
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The inanimate stalkers are always the worst. They don't blink or move. And some look too real.
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powderpuffjord13
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oooooo girls :) jkjk i get creeped out all the time...
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YDI__Bitch
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Or it was a real person and they were to disgusted with what they saw that they couldn't move
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Blueglasscup
| 18
Did it explode?
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yahoowizard
| 16
It always could have been a man in a gnome outfit...a now revolutionary way to stalk people =0
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YurTriniFantasy
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you fail at life OP
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davex
| 0
hahaha that's a huge fail!
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whybother8
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nooo its an ultra fail
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JoeyPterodactyl
| 0
"fail" is stupid and cliche anymore.
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ObeseKitten
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grammar is not anymore
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whybother8
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grammar is for school.. this is FML. so idc bout no gramma son! lol
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
"Fail" was a very popular saying for about a month. Now it's jist gettin" old.
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crymore007
| 11
however 59 it still describes your comment
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AllTiimeLow
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fail your mom.
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RetardedBullFrog
| 4
I usually don't care about grammar mistakes. I only care about them when I don't understand what it is you're trying to say . . . ribbit
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FeedMonkeyking
| 4
I just love the inevitable comments that add nothing. Example: "haha faillllll lol"
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vballcutie08
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hey, those can be creepy sometimes!
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kristylew03
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You never know, there could be a hidden camera inside the gnome recording you through your window. Creeeepy.
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EatnBeef
| 7
it's real alright. I caught one stabbing my neighbors dog so I shot it with my M240. go big or go home right?
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Civilianswilldie
| 0
beef your picture made me lol so hard I shit out a brick.
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instnt1nfction
| 17
then don't eat bricks
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Beebow_fml
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Run over there and kick it over.
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whiteboy7thst
| 2
Then be like "suck it, oh wait, you can't cause your just a pervy lawn ornament."
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lucas002
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Are you the real whiteboy?
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knights95
| 9
No he's not he's just a fanboy.
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mahomie97
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couldn't have said it any better myself(;
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renaee
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I'm the real slim shady.
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RetardedBullFrog
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I'm a tit . . .
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knights95
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No you're a retarded bull frog
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soccersgr8
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haha fail
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doubleuteeff
| 0
ur a faggot
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JesusFishTaco
| 5
Stupid ugly blind emotional bitches.
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MRSMOJORISIN_fml
| 0
haha, it was a wooden version of Ted Bundy, take pride of that, my friend.
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LunaNstars
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hey! that's my picture.
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ohrlynao
| 0
What an insightful comment. Thank you for sharing such unique information with us all.
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ryanchew3
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wow few hrs and still 1:1 ... anyways agree with #1
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MikalaHart
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I don't blame you... lawn ornaments are pretty creepy
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tsim_fml
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i spy rapist lawn guy
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Kochy
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you suck at life.
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airforce987
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actually sir, YOU suck at life, for being a Yankees fan
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coolp3rson
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lo ya!
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smallory42
| 0
YOU suck at life.
GTFO.
GTFO.
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stuner56
| 22
no YOU suck at life
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IndiRae
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Do not be ashamed, I started crying over a Santa Claus one time when is was like 14. Shit's scary.
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Yeah, Chuck E. Cheese scared the crap out of me when I was like 5 or 6. I screamed my head off when I saw him XD
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himoonkey
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ya lol I remember wen i was little I was on top of the playground because I was scared of chukie cheese. lol
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himoonkey
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ya lol I remember wen i was little I was on top of the playground because I was scared of chukie cheese. lol
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himoonkey
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ya lol I remember wen i was little I was on top of the playground because I was scared of chukie cheese. lol
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Fmls4life
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You fail buddy I feel bad 4 u. :(