Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML
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Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, I went to move an intimate, very NSFW Word document to a secure folder on my phone. Instead, I accidentally sent it to a printer somewhere in my office building at work. I don't know which of my 40 coworkers or managers has it on their printer for when they arrive tomorrow morning. FML
Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML
Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
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AholeCop 11
At least it shouldn't waste too much ink.
dustymuffler 5
You should put them at his door.
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Comments (138)
EvilUndead 9
1. Sue the neighbor for unauthorized network access (see Computer Fraud and Abuse Act) and sexual harassment. 2. Password-protect the router.
perdix 29
#63, I'm thinking it's an accident and the neighbor isn't checking the printer selected before hitting the Print button. I'm thinking that he is forlornly looking at his printer wondering why his pictures aren't coming ;) He's so sad that his printer is rejecting his tiny penis like all of those women have.
RedPillSucks 31
His pictures aren't coming, and neither is OP
DarkskyFML 5
Yes, sue. That should fix everything. Plus you might get all the great stuff in his apartment as an award from the court. Dumb Squared
interesting33 36
Sexual harassment? Maybe talk to him about it first? Could be a joke his friends pulled and he had no idea?
unluckyirishguy 2
Secure your frickin network already.
WelcomeToAndale 13
Maybe he wanted you to see them....
mistercrow 9
Well! That's sure a DICK move! ;D
mistercrow 9
Well its no different than the mens changing room
lhamil64_fml 5
You completely deserve it for having an open wifi network. You know that he could be using your network for illegal activity, and that could get tracked back to you, right? I would suggest putting a password on your network immediately. If you don't know how, just do a google search and you should be able to find a guide.
Normash 1
Thats disputing :l
ChakatBlackstar 29
YDI for not securing your Wi-fi network. Honestly, even first graders know to password protect their stuff these days.
drewski50 6
It's your own fault for leaving your wireless unsecured for somebody to even use your printer. Way to go genius.