Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML
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Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, I went to move an intimate, very NSFW Word document to a secure folder on my phone. Instead, I accidentally sent it to a printer somewhere in my office building at work. I don't know which of my 40 coworkers or managers has it on their printer for when they arrive tomorrow morning. FML
Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML
Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
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Top comments
AholeCop 11
At least it shouldn't waste too much ink.
dustymuffler 5
You should put them at his door.
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Comments (138)
pradip 26
Google and print out some short penises. Ask him if he had unknowingly used your printer. If yes, hand it over to him.
Charleybelle 14
Why would she print out new ones when she already has plenty of his actual penis?
A7XCamaro 19
You should write "is that it?" on one of the pictures, then go put it on his door.
neonsharpiez72 7
He's proudly trolling you.
jogihoppa8343 23
frame it and hand it back to him.
SuperDanielNL 23
Put a picture of a measurement tape next to it and a laughing smiley.
ronski 41
Give him a magnifying glass
Emberlynnn 9
Was it big?
Charleybelle 14
Obviously no. Read the username.
SirCharles83 13
Hey look! It's a penis, only smaller.
Reaper5639 16
Name him and shame him with the pictures on facebook. Take all the printed pages and put them in mailboxes around the neighberhood with his house number on it. He'll stop after that.
omgcyndaquil 23
Facebook doesn't really allow albums full of your neighbors penis.
jwa2000 3
Have you tried?
B0u_fml 18
I bet he did it on purpose, the pervert!
davek 36
0wned.