Intimacy: Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures... - FML

By Crappit - 06/10/2009 13:53 - United States

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Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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By poop - 08/01/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

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By anonymous - 26/03/2013 18:31 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By kdeeeceee - 05/11/2011 07:25 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

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By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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By Jmdezy - 05/04/2016 15:45 - United States

Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML

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By qwerty - 27/11/2018 22:08

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

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By I have wood - 16/09/2013 21:11 - United States - Stephenville

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Today, my room mate told all of our mutual friends that he had walked in on me doing woodwork in my room. They all thought he meant he had caught me rubbing one out. I'm actually building a guitar. FML

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By meh beard - 18/01/2016 23:42 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML

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flyboy57 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:55

it's only embarrassing if you got a small woody.

blackie123 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:53

...well, that *is* funny

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blackie123 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:53

...well, that *is* funny

jake92hsv 10

Friday 9 April 2010 3:38

damn straight... it's hillarous :)

wintamint101 7

Wednesday 9 June 2010 2:53

he could go to jail for that

joeyrocks 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 8:41

u can't put nudes on fb they will delete it

Heinousness 0

Monday 26 March 2012 23:34

Is he straight? That would be wrong. Is he gay? I could see THAT coming!!!

flyboy57 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:55

it's only embarrassing if you got a small woody.

amerthebomber 0

Friday 23 April 2010 7:36

small woodies are gay

danny1728 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 20:08

Wave the flag my man lol

morgan020 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 20:13

you have to admit it is kinda funny

mplsmech 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 20:14

that's pretty awesome. unless you a short dick man... then not so much, but hey homeboy, it is what it is. ROCK OUT WIT YOUR **** OUT!

wasted0087 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:53

and Hang out wit cho Wang out!

Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 20:44

Hopefully you have a big dick - it could help your sex life. If it's small... Well yeah, your life is ******.

icecreammintz 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 8:08

i know huh

White667 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 20:44

My first reaction "Well... That IS pretty funny."

ruben7467 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 21:04

is the roomate a guy or girl??? if it's a guy that's gay!

curlsandwhatnot 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 6:48

because girls tend to do those things, right?

Heinousness 0

Monday 26 March 2012 23:36

I agree on soooooooo many levels( this is meant to sound like a stereotyped teenager/ young adult)

satanstoystore 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 21:26

make him regret it. wont happen again.

mastory96 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 21:58

well... everyone has to pitch their tent sometime. might as well be morning. there really should be a third button: what the **** are you complaining about? :)

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Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML

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