Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, I went to move an intimate, very NSFW Word document to a secure folder on my phone. Instead, I accidentally sent it to a printer somewhere in my office building at work. I don't know which of my 40 coworkers or managers has it on their printer for when they arrive tomorrow morning. FML
Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML
Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
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AholeCop 11
At least it shouldn't waste too much ink.
dustymuffler 5
You should put them at his door.
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Comments (138)
Lkitteh 5
omfg You should put them on his car like the back
lylid 2
Hmm this is why you should encrypt your sharing network and devices. I hope your personal pictures and documents aren't visible as well.
vbmg152 18
Call the police & give them the evidence! I'm pretty sure it's illegal to print those pics on your house!
jd9697 6
Password Encrypt your wifi!
MuseFan1991 14
pretty sure there are no printers in the men's changing room
onorexveritas 23
if its rather small then post them up everywhere, that'll teach him
MuseFan1991 14
anybody else seen the creepy picture of Ainsley Harriot that someone printed off their neighbours wireless printer? instantly popped into my head when i read this
Relenaz 9
How does that even happen??? xD And also...did he do it on purpose? O.O
FlyingPie 17
Cum again?
jordanleann95 6
So, how big was it?